one of the best things about facebook is the hilarity of i_a_j's posts. for example:
An insight into my facebook friends
Its QUALITY not quantity you know!
Go to your wall and list the last 12 people who have commented. If someone has commented twice, skip to the next person...
1 Sarah Marx
2 Yo Soy
3 Ruth Bullock
4 Sam Perry
5 Lauren Downie
6 Philip Bloomfield
7 James Barrett
8 Sarah Fox
9 James Kimmitt
10 Charlotte Sloan
11 Jamie Summers
12 Aida Malovic
Q: Have you ever kissed number 7
A: Only in my dreams/nightmares.
Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A: Eating chips and pizza pre-Zonino.
Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: Probably at the pub quiz on Sunday.
Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: She’s a fox.
Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A: Not good, I couldn’t get the voice right. I’m no good at impressions.
Q: How did you meet 3?
A: We went to the same school, then another school, then college.
Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: No, but he is (a) special.
Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month?
A: Yep, saw her 3 days ago.!
Q: Do you think 12 has a crush on you?
A: Without doubt. She says I’m delicious (and that is the solid gold truth!)
Q: When was the last time you saw 2?
A: At Zonino in January, he still owes me a drink.
Q: Have you ever been to 1's house?
A: Yes…sort of. I’ve not been inside, but I’ve stood outside watching.
Q: Would you ever kiss 6?
A: I don’t see why not.
Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?
A: Perhaps at Brainlove’s biffday gig if I decide to go.
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4?
A: Yes I think so, although I’m not sure what we saw (in fact it may have been Saw 3).
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
A: I’ve never gotten into trouble with anyone, ever.
Q: What do you and number 8 talk about the most?
A: Zombies and Prawns.
Q: Would you give number 5 a hug?
A: Yes, so long as she’s had a wash.
Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 11?
A: I think we already have, at the odd gig or 2.
Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5.
A: They don’t have one, except that they both posted on the Bring Back Reef group.
Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4?
A: His knowledge of the flags of the world.
Q: What is the worst thing about number 1?
A: She’s a slacker. I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst thing about her.
Q: Have you ever danced with number 7?
A: Only in my mind.
Q: How long have you known number 12?
A: About 8 or 9 months.
Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8?
A: Not yet.
Q: Does number 9 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: I’m sure he has both.
Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 6?
A: Well we both worked the dancefloor at Zonino, does that count?.
Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
A: Only when I look at him.
Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A: She IS my mother.
Q. How did you meet number 6?
A: On DiS. And then at Zonino.
Q: Out of your top 12, which one would you say is the funniest?
A: Yo Soy, part of an award winning double act on DiS
Q: Who is the most flirtatious?
A: Malovic. Pure filth!
Q: If you could change one thing about number 10, what would it be?
A: Why would I change anything?
Q: Say something nice about number 11.
A: He looks like Jesus.
Q: Which one lives the farthest away?
A: Yo Soy, in deepest darkest Wales.
Q: Which one do you hang out with the most?
A: Lauren, despite living with Aida, I see Lauren more..
Q: Who is the loudest?
A: Sarah Fox. Anyone who has met her will shirley agree.
Q: What kind of car does number 12 have?
A: An invisible one.
Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 8?
A: Only to the pub.
Q: If you gave number 2 £100, what would they spend it on?