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I don't know what I should do.
call up your bank transferring
all loot to Lucien
I would suggest quitting your job, and running around the room screaming and cackling wildly?
As soon as it clears, go and buy something ridiculous to celebrate. Like a car or something, or a house.
to get a job just so you can call your boss up and tell him to stuff his job up his arse
It feels weird.
needs to win the lottery, how unfair.
lend us a tenner?
im livivng off of the stuff growing in my shoe!
That kind of hold doesn't come cheap.
YOU CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE
then turn around n say here have £2k
then on top of that have an orgey!
then on top that try to claim the doll for shits n giggles
then on top of that i dunno
im dying and need money for treatment and my house is about to be reposessed and my children are all starving.
Or you could donate it to the find maddie appeal
I won on a scratchcard also! That was only £12 though :(
if so, i'm like, well jealous. buy me an ipod?
I was at ATP and couldn't check.
i'd form a website n tell people bout it that way!
Be flash with the cash dude
if the first thing you do is post a thread about something this HUGE!
if u havent
if u have but havent in a weird kind of way
if a sausage eats a cat?
then I think you should roll yourself a joint the length of your arm and calm yourself down after running around like a lunatic for a couple of hours.
They reckon when the tube is done it's going to rise in value by up to 150%.
Thats fucking rock n roll.
That's 7 x more rock n roll than the KLF even
Sherrif Fatman/van hoogenstraten stylee
Make him run around the the garden.
its based on thumper, wanna join? only £850 initiation fee!
invest in securing yourself a future dwelling that is secure and sustainable on its own, try to make a little community for yourself....like large plot of land, have loads of those little eco pod houses as recently featured in the guardian at 60k a pop that would mean that you could build a community of say 30 people to call you 'your highness' for 1.2 million.
you should give over the land to self sufficiency (your serfs will need to earn their dwelling)
I would be happy to advise on green issues and home defence for when the balloon goes up, using passive and active innovative methods.
Until the 'balloon goes up' you cauld start a kind of festival on the land that you have brought stewardship of.
You should grow things and trade them.
and big business sanctioned ideas.
would bring more trouble than it's worth. How do you decide who to share it with/help and how much. You'd want to give some to family and friends, but where do you draw the line? Still, I wouldn't say no!
you've actually won £7.9 million. So if your happy with just the £7 mill you can give me the £0.9 mill you've forgotten about!
My friend's girlfriend won £2.0 mill on the lottery 2 years ago - they are now married and she is pregnant. He's not daft that lad!
They now run a abandodned dogs kennel, so they are nice.
You'd be a crap millionaire
and get Grnad Designs to follow your progress - so that we can all see the end result!
have a big party and invite us all for the weekend and we can issue you with our lists of demands/beggings/proposals/suggestions and then you can make up your mind, but whatever you do you can always change your mind, dont allow any big business person to 'lock you' into some scheme, you should also allow yourself to have a little play at philantropy......dont give away all you want to allocate to good causes right away........do it gradually when you find out more, as you learn. I would suggest that just handing over lump sums to charity is not generally a good idea, its like buying legitimacy, it should be harder than that.
Many charities can waste the money on middle men, you have to be selective and comparative if you want to go down that route.
Spend it all on having Djibril Cisse give you advice on what leather jacket/tricked-out ride to buy next. Live with Djibril Cisse.
Do everything that he says.
let me live there for cheap next year.
If it was true though I'd be planning how to live the rest of my life somewhere beautiful without having to lift a finger ever again.
Canada is pretty empty
sort my parents out so they own their house outright (or get them a new house somewhere else) and my dad doesn't have to carry on doing the job that he doesn't really like.
sort my grans out so that they don't have to live in care homes or something
go travelling for a year
buy a nice place in brighton
a small flat in london for staying over
and somewhere abroad in the hot for winter times
I'd buy the DiS username 'millionaire' and lord it about here like a god.
let your friends live in them.
ha ha ha
its a funny set of things to spend that money on 'house in a good neighbourhood' so everyone knows how wealthy you are in a 'yes, I live in Chelsea' kinda way, the _vikram foundation for doing good things and letting everyone know what a wonderful person you are, 'scene patron'...its all so ostentatious
no, I'd buy a whole bunch of land away as far away from people as possible
not entirely serious...come on! You'd fucking love it! come and sit on uncy vikrams knee, little e-ed up sceney princess
what sort of life changing experience would it take to make you into a better person?
yes- that isn't to say I wouldn't see people, but I like space, nature/the seaside/mountains, and being able to play the drums without pissing off the neighbours.
I do judge you- you crack me up! I didn't think people like you really existed!
i would invest in schools in 3rd world countries, i.e India thus saving the tiger population which will probably be non existent in 10/20 years. yeah.
and force them to do karaoke versions of disco songs in a Pontins for the rest of their lives, while the audience pelts them with dead animals.
I'd probably just buy a house in Chelsea though and invest the rest of it in property/shares/drugs/hookers.
I'd like to buy a music venue and put nights on, that'd be good. Or maybe buy a small football team and invest in it.
This is all after I've built a massive vault filled with cash that I can swim around in Scrooge McDuck style of course.
Being wealthy puts you above laws, including those of physics.
Design my own house. Buy a 'pad' in London that I can stay at whenever I fancy. Maybe buy four or five other properties and rent them out. Then go travelling around the world, see as much as I can while I'm young
but I'd like to see proof of this. possibly via a scan of the winning ticket.
Plus I can't afford to buy a scanner.
I'll verify it on behalf of the board.
can't afford to buy a scanner, indeed!
for someone whose won so much money!
Im not proud
bollocks for attention
but that's just me and my cynical ways.
Seriously though, if you've got all that money, WHY ARE YOU STILL INSIDE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER???!!
use that money to get yourself a life, if indeed you did win
I think if I won 7m I'd go to the pub for a week and think what to do with it.
what if you got pissed and lost your wallet.
That'd be a bit of a downer. Lets say it was wednesday, and you'd spent £200 on booze and ill advised booze related purchases...that's still a pretty fat wedge of dough to lose in a drunken haze
I just spend all my time listening to rock versions of the Tetris song now.
Also - no money for you!
It was he best job ever. I left it to be in London.
(I really do like paperclips, keep up the good work!)
It's not true is it?
Yes we did.
Jimmy Carr would have died a very painful death a long time ago.
7.9million.i want to know
and i just wanted to come back to it and say FUCKING HELL...
You can do a lot with £12 these days.
so you've completely fucked me, thanks kurtrussell...to impossible for two DiSers to win in a week...thanks again!
Invest in horse racing. I've had pals that did that, made them completely miserable but they kept buying more. That's the sort of agony/ecstasy I'd recommend for you.
so I've still gotta chance!
At least we can still be friends, you've got that going for ya, kurtrussell.
Still, would have been nice to see your horse win the Kentucky Derby...