I basically wanted to start a thread lampooning Alexis Petridis and his continued attempts to write about fashion in The Guardian Weekend magazine. Whilst actually appearing a clueless twat week in week out. WHO'S idea was it to put his standing there every week looking geeky and totally uncomfortable in clothes that clearly aren't his? It's just not working! Surely they can see that? My god. And the photographs are awful, they even manage to make Jessica look rubbish on the other half of the page, and she's actually hot! And usually wearing decent stuff!
Anyone else want to put the boot in on Petridis? SUITS WITH SHORTS this week, people.
I MISS CHARLIE PORTER.