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if you think thats cold
i couldn't feel your shit if my hands were stuck inside your asshole
causin' more family feuds than Richard Dawson
and the survey said: ya dead
fatal flyin' guillotine chops off ya fuckin' head
(me) (i'm that man, posting)
Im the best rapper ever?
the son of a bitch you're like a homosexual yo ass always switch, niggaz wake up in the morning you ugly ass guys, got slobba in y mouth blue coat in your eyes, can't smile teeth too gritty, can't even move draws to shitty and shaped like a pistol, the holes in your draws when y' fucking schizo, you ducking, sucking motherfucking cold hearted faggot, (worms germs, burns)disintegrated maggot, repeat your ryhmes all the time like a fucking parrot, phoney gold chains only rated two carrots, and tell your freinds that your home is like heaven, living with the brothers who were selling pipe 11, you wear your socks twelve days in a row, turn 'em on the other side so the dirt won't show, go to school take a shit don't wipe your ass, let me know another sucker nigga in y class, YOU WANNA BATTLE?!
you ain't no nigga,
you're such a wigga,
that's really bad,
makes me quite mad.
like a sex pest all up in yo breast
you can be my guest to guess what i just expressed
u aint nothin near the best
ur rhymes are criminal ur under arrest
ur nothin more then rhythmic pest
so i take ur rhymes twist n turn
take ur body place it under flames where u will burn
that's what i say, bam bam bam,
i spit in your face like an angry football fan,
you ain't no man, you're just a kid,
you should be the one gettin' arrested,
because i caught you muggin dat old lady on friday,
don't go pickin on people who ain't gay.
Jam jammy jambo31,
time to get sexy with your mum,
she likes it in her mouth,
she likes it in her bum,
i'm your motherfunkin daddy jambo31.
you are pretty gay
you get yo batty stroked by a man from Bombay
yo mama is a lezzer
yo dad is keith chegwin,
yo yeah thats right, his name is chezzer.
yo memory is poor,
that should be cheggers,
yo belong in the gutter,
wit da ho's beggars.
Can I get a jam,
Can I get a bo,
Can I get rewind,
His mama is a ho.
that makes no difference, yo ass is still as fake as a
counterfiet dollar bill
yo lyrics aint go no skill
pause there fo' a second, im goin in fo da kill
yo mom is fat
yo think you're da man,
a real bad gangster,
but in fact you're more original prankster.
you think you're pretty fly,
but you don't know a thing,
I compare u to da muthaf**ing offspring.
If im da offspring
that makes you
tom delonge thinks youre a dong
and yo rhmyes stink of poo