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it has made my day :)
As you you're actually only made of a hollow casing, like a husk that's been drying in the sun for a week?
or why it is a problem for one to be enlivened by seeing someone pretty. You're not hollow for being cheered up for seeing a brightly coloured flower or a shifting, contorting stormy sky.
Besides, why the victimisation of me. Plenty of people here talk about hott girls and boys. Why not go leave snidey comments every time somebody mentions that someone's good looking?
a. some people leave posts like this more often than others
b. the nature of egotistical posts make me annoyed
c. it's only an internet forum, lighten up
this morning i passed a dog in the street and it winked at me and said 'nice weather we're having'.
That was John Kettley.
Like, In REAL life.
Unfortunatly, she was just serving me in a shop, and therefore I couldnt see her exact music taste, jack off to pictures of her, then post it on a forum.
when I went the hairdressers once. She fell in love with me.
it was ace.
at the trial.
Charged with stalking.
Just "creative walking" surely?
I woke up next to a really pretty girl this morning.
Turned out it was as a result of a bizarre anomaly in the fabric of spacetime and that the girl was actually the female version of myself from a parallel dimension.
She's totally pissed I'm posting all this by the way, but something tells me we'll work it out.
in the cambridge library courtyard, an almond slice in one hand and a book in the other. A very pretty girl is sitting next to me.
are you going to the Belle and Sebastian gig tonight? I love your shirt.
You can tell a girl you love her face to face...
...or you can do it from a phone call that can't be traced.
but sure, thats me. Its fun to pretend.
I'm so happyyyyy