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Unfortunately, that woman is me. :(
Entertain me somehow, please?
thats all i can really think of.
he was all 'are u mental?!' because i was on my own at the bus stop last night. hahaha! so sweet.
He's as fine as can be expected. :(
WHY WERE YOU ALONE AT NIGHT, MISSY?!
because we went to what i thought was going to be an indie night at one of the alternative clubs in southampton but it was hip hop! which i enjoyed but my chum wasn't so keen and left early. luckily marcus' new girlfriend was there and so i hung with her and danced with loads of randoms. she invited me to stay but i had contact lenses and no solution.
she was waiting with me at the bus stop but it was freezing and windy and i said she should go home. im often on my own at night!
im well 'ard me!
every night from now, i will lie awake and wonder about your safety? :(
dont be silly!
i've gotten myself out of some pretty hairy situations and im (mostly) sensible when im out on my own. also im great at the crotch kneeing :D
now I'll just lie awake thinking "I hope she doesn't get attacked by a woman/man wearing a cup".. :P
by my little sister. :(
If you use your knuckles, i may actually have sympathy for that attackeress. :P
i got elbowed in the face once by a guy i was sharing the bed with, not a nice way to be woken up : (
I have many things to reply to this but I KNOW it will not want to be heard by anyone. To me it sounds like an open invitation but yah know thats just me.
Errrm shadow puppets?
Look for things such as mis-shapen onions?
Make stuff out of babybel packaging
The world is ur oyster!
But for now I will just say 'Banana hammocks are inhumain!;
sorry to be a tool :)
tools come in handy so its fine by me, can u be a purple screw driver?
unfourtenetly im just a duck :(
im just a dick :(
I love cheese! and it gives u something to do!
Maybe make chees statues, stare at them and admire before u eat them with desire ^_^
We have no cheese. We DO have a pot noodle, though.. *contemplates*
They should come out with a cheesey flavour shouldnt they?
"Chow Mein" does not cut it. At all.
isnt that like the most minging flavour they do? cept chicken n mushroom :( O dear i feel for u <3 lol
Sweet and sour, and chow mein.
The chow mein is surprisingly more tasty than the S&S was. What a SHOCKER.:O
but still for a flavour designed to go with noodles its pretty minging, no? Also I noticed this topic is just 2 parrelel convosations haha XD
Although i forgot to put the soy sauce in.. Still a bit good, though.
noodles, peas n carrots?
Meh i can think of worse ways to spend Saturdays.... not right now though unforutenetly. A bit good is better then bad right though it leaves u wanting so much more :(
Find a cow n make cheese, are the cows in Middelsborough? If not then milk ur cat
I should have thought of this cheese situation before moving out!!
then give it back to the owner perhaps with a basket of assorted cheeses as a thank u. I wonder what cat cheese would taste like?
I'd like to think an animal's cheese is as good as the sound it makes..
so have we found the sollution to sexual cheese? We should totally market this!
Yes. Yes we should.
I suggest we also make sandwiches with double fillings. Cheese and meat from the SAME BEAST.
Cheese burgers work! therefor this must work to! I notice an excess of piegons in the UK maybe that could be the first flavour!
Sandwhich Esscences: Pigeon
Full of all ur daily reccomended Vitamin Pigeon!
..Is it odd that tis is making me REALLY hungry?
not at all im already trying too look for things near my flat i can milk then slice dice n mince
Too far, too far. :P
I just looked out of my window and saw a flock of pidgeons flying away. :( Psychic, they are.
thats a good start, noticed also this topic has a stupidly high amount of replies for just 3 people to achieve in such a short amount of time. Not to mention the are 2 different convosations going on at once O_o
I found a spider, but i dont think the is nearly enough milking potential there.
We could ALSO market this to joke shops/the black market.
We are pure geniuses!
I think kebab shops would be very interested in our trade =D OMG! we can exploit the drunk market of modern britian!
I suspect we'll be millionaires by this time tomorrow.
I still dont know how to milk animals :(
Although my mums bf is a butcher! RESULT!
He can cut the milk right outta them.
less work for me! though i have always wanted to milk a pigeon :( and always wanted to milk a cat since meet the parents
I'll let you do it one day.. And take photos! The front page will be all yours!
it's as if my dream is comming true right now! =D
if ur gonna have a dream it might as well be obscure therefor u have a greater chance of achieving it!
Shame they didnt do sandwhich class at school :( or milking! Man im dangerously underqualified!
This is untrue, but he did work in a slaughter house. So, same diff.
that do all the klling so u dont have to? cause i'd rather sit down with my ipod n smoke cigarettes.
But you have outlined a much etter plan than his.
well i do have an A LEVEL IN BUSINESS! we are bound for success! If u have a GCSE in maths we are sound!
also! i just remembered cheap-tat wants me to come stay with her before she moves. so i will be coming up north at some point in the near future! we must arrange to meet up with you and dalkin.
When? Where? YES.
we havent got down to organising it properly yet but im hoping it will be soonish!
rather excited by it all! :)
As long as it's not ridiculously soon, i can assure you i have no plans.
we can have a drink and a dance together!
*will be 18 in a week and a day*
happy birthday for then!