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Snakes On A Plane 2: Bears On A Train
burger with fries and a coke
OF MOTHERFUCKIN' A4 PAPER!!!
to stay up in the air for the length of a film really, maybe thats not important though.
i may watch this tonight :)
i'm going to watch this tonight..
tartantulas on a tram
horses on a helicopter
adders on an autobus?
that mental image will keep me in rofl for a good few hours :D
"I've had it with these motherfucking horses in this motherfucking helicopter!"
at 35,000 feet
and a plane...
Samuel L. Jackson spends two hours sampling a variety of cakes, from the classic Victoria Sponge to exotic gateaux and even a carrot cake, all from his window seat on an American Airways 747 to Paris. The action is largely restrained, though there is a particularly tense moment where Jackson feels bit queasy and then vomits up some Battenburg.
Commercially, the film is a catastrophe, closing after three days following record-breaking losses.
you could've been Jackson's vomit double.
mine wasn't from toomuchcakeitis, it was from chokingonmylonghairitis. and also possibly stayingupallnightdrinkingvodkaredbullitis.
Episode 1: Calamity ensues when clumsy baker Neil attempts to carry a non-toughened sheet of pilkington-k glass over a classload of orphans, having forgotten to wipe the butter off his hands beforehand.
Episode 2: Embarrassment all round as hopeless glazier Azutheus accidentally installs a one-way window the wrong way round on the ground floor of a Deansgate office building, before interacting in a highly inappropriate manner with an office shredder, to the horror of the hundreds of commuters passing by.
Snake On A Plane: the gripping story of someone who illegally turned their old school Nokia phone on during a flight, and played Snake.
Snakebite On A Plane
Planes On A Snake
written all over it
a HILARIOUS collection of footage of pilots making mistakes and people dying as a result.
"5 stars - one of the funniest films of the year!" - The Sun
French nature documentary
Ernest (of the Ernest films) has to defend a huge stockpile of his own movies from being devoured by a big bunch of snakes. He's armed with his own clumsiness and nothing more.
Christmas Ape On A Plane to hang out with guys from Weekend At Bernies at Summer Camp Part 4? (features snakes!)
Directed by James Cameron
Wayne Rooney tested for witchcraft. He drowns, eventually.
"Gripping, harrowing, yet eventually uplifting"- Jose Mourinho.
Wayne In Pain, until Slayer threatened to sue.
Fascinating documentary examining the lack of richter-scale disturbances in the small Manchester suburb.
of thread with this answer.
that almost any sentence is made better by having "with hilarious consequences" at the end :D
is classified as Horror
Michael J Fox flies to hawaii.
"gripping" - All Movie Guide
"makes House Party 1, look like House Party 2!" - Nuts Magazine
he has to take over at Bramall Lane and spearhead Sheffield Utd's bid for the Premiership to be expanded to 150 clubs, after their unfortunate and not at all deserved relegation to the Conference North.
Spakes At The Lane 3, since the original Spake's At The Lane was the proposed sequel to Snakes On A Plane.
*BOOOM* My pedantry meter exploded
That doesn't make sense.
The punk band fly to their next gig. Froberg spends the whole trip drunk, shouting at people that aren't really there.
Critics analyse the Irish poppers. With Hilarious Consequences(tm Jack_el_biscuit)
'The unexpected hit of the summer' - Nuts
Flight 776 from Heathrow to Arizona goes swimmingly except on landing a rattlesnake crosses the runway....... tense,edge of your seat thriller,a must see -empire
Fast burning fun with the 'Patience' popsters.
People named after snakes or with breeds of snake in their name, start turning into snakes and devouring people horribly. With hilarious consequences.
documentary following david bowie as he visits the costa del sol for a relaxing vacation away from the hustle and bustle of the music business. he went to spain last year as well.
Documentary style movie where a group of cameras follow the lives of everyday snakes to see how they cope with the perils of unemployment, claiming benefit, child support and alcoholism. With hilarious consequences.
starring east london indie-alsorans. quite boring.
A load of guys called Blake are put on a plane. With hilarious consequences.
people talk about which body parts are discomforted by flying.. with consequences that are hilarious!
is a far from hilarious condition sonny
even anal sex.
various characters are invited to spend time chatting with the star of Lovejoy, whilst sipping ice-cool milkshakes. With hilarious consequences
A daring fly-on-the-wall documentary investigates whether the indie supergroup is snorting the nose drugs. With hilarious results!
Samuel L Jackson realises he's on the same planet as millions of snakes, but none of them seem to bother him, with hilarious consequences!
Jake Gyllenhaal's Myspace page.
The Day After Tomorrow was rubbish, wasn't it? The South Park episode was much better.
the popular TV magician invites people to make and sample various cakes, buns, pastries,before confusing them with his 'wacky' tricks and other shenanigans in an effort to extort money that he owes the cake mafia. With hilarious consequences.
Ducks of war!
Im sure they have
Ducks Of War: Drakes On Campaign is worth writing a rough draft for
Shakin Stevens rides around on a great Dane with hilarious consequences.
speaks for itself really.
Scorpions On A Submarine hasn't been mentioned
a meat christmas would never be the same now would it?
goats on a boat
sheep in a jeep
Parrot in a Porsche 2: The Case of the Missing Cracker
pythons up my pullover
cottonmouths in the sheets
masters in my bush
boa s up my (abandons reply)
That sounds pretty 'in your face'. Don't make me waggle my hypocrite finger again
hypocrits amongst the hydranga's
sorry it was a pun, for those who are unaware the 'bushmaster' is a type of snake
fools on parliament hill
a movie made about a fat kid who used to live on my estate called David lane. A fat chavvish gold wearing slob who has never worked in his life. As he is fat he must surely like cakes. My movie is a in depth guide to what cakes David lane likes and also what he has been up to since he was expelled from school, where he signs on, and how his two front teeth happen to be missing!!
Cakes and david lane : coming to a betamax video near you!
God I miss the days of Just William.
The 'Jump Around' hip-hoppers confusingly weigh the pros and cons of the latest soap flake brands. With hilarious consequences.
The Times' review of The God Delusion
the portly actor goes on a number of stake outs (accompanied by a camera crew) in a fly-on-the-wall look at certain areas of the police force and the problems they face. With hilarious consequences.
Put your tits on the glass
Chris Tarrant tries to shag a large imaginary carrot
Magician Paul Daniels casts doom over various domestic products