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Well, I think its his birthday today.
Anyways, many happy returns big guy, I hope your day is full of bontch.
what he said!!
and myspace it is! So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy birthday young man - I have two presents for you. How exciting! Bontch squared.
Joyeux anniversaire alors !
I'm sweating already
I'm going to be nice to you all day as a birthday present.
It doesn't seem right. At least I have tomorrow off to celebrate*
* Watch cricket
seeing as you're a meatmuncher again http://www.andyramblings.co.uk/uploads/Image/birthday_cake.jpg
but I wouldn't eat that - I've only had sausages, bacon and some lamb curry
I hope you enjoy much Lamvino today.
No chance of Lamvino today, I will save it for my party
have a good one!
I hope you eat some nice cake today
a Malaysian girl at my work made me a cake
Devonmalcolm. You are truly a god amongst insects.
Well, you're probably better than Rich at least.
You share the same birthday as Matthew Looker, the axe thrasher in a band called Chevron - random fact for ya!
That's a rubbish name for a band.
I shall download some tomorrow
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW TRE_COOL_STICKS HOW TO REPLY TO THREADS PROPERLY?!
Your name is Dave?
I thought it was Malcolm?
This is bullshit. I retract my well-wishing.
i've left you a birthday message on. Happy Birthday. I hope Wolves losing set the day off on the right foot. Dad is suitably tearful.
I was delighted that Wolves lost. The best start a birthday boy could ask for.
Have you decided what you're doing tonight yet?
in a South American restaurant and then to the cinema to watch Half Nelson.
I hope it's good
But less of the old please
I would have used more exclamation marks if you were the REAL Devon Malcolm.....my second favourite black English fast bowler after the neckless genius of Gladstone Small
Funnily enough Devon Malcolm is my favourite black English fast bowler.
At my house in University we named all the bedrooms after black fast bowlers. I resided in Devon Malcolm.
I was thankful that I wasn't in Chris Lewis, Gladstone Small or whatever the hell the other one was
the only three. Phil Defreitas doesn't count.
I have a feeling the other room was a West Indian - either Walsh or Ambrose
wasn't black either
of my *hilarious* reply. But you've RUINED it.
But it's your birthday so I forgive you.
doesn't play well in the styx.
I mean, not very funny
his injury was deeply unpleasant
when he faced fast bowling attacks it was painful/ hilarious to watch. He used to be diving all over the place and Geoffrey Boycott would get really worked up watching him, telling him on commentary to keep your eyes on the ball, you absolute idiot etc.
Though the thought of living in Dean Headley is too exciting. I might name my current bedroom after him
Now can you finally learn how to use a cricket bat?
It's not my fault I'm short-sighted
Happy birthday Dave! Have a banana.
I would have stuck my banana