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feels like and how long they take to be indentifiable?
I THINK I"M DYING............
i just feel like there is a brick stashed under my skull
take some painkillers
you're still typing
so it's not any killer affliction
rinsing th elife out of me
OH Gawd i'm gonna die
Better make your peace with the unknowable undulating texture of existence.
nod to the non-existent gods and prepare yourself for your final moments. That sort of thing.
i'm not sure how, i'll think i'll just be a bit manic then go
and eat some toast
my nightmare, basically, as i'm massively susceptible to clotting.
can't you eat some thick cream or something make your blood a bit denser?
(also used as rat poison in high dosages)
fingers crossed eh.
where they eat the cheese and then THWAP they get exploded by a giant wooden mallet.
You could cackle and everything!
the other way around i mean , so drink something thin.
no is there thin gin, what am i talking about ahhhhhhh the brick is . VIOLENT!
it's not like i'm not trying
eat some mashed potato quick
that took me three times to read all of them but i guess that is allcomforting i guess. thanks.x
work on the phones on the NHS helpline
'so your dying, ok then can you just hold while I put that into the computer..'
if i were at school, i would be given a mint and shooed away
we got a 'stop messing about and get back to class' or a fist aider who was actualy an art technician and didn't like the sight of blood
harsh. and, maybe, illegal..
some poor bastard who went on a 1 day course and is called in to handle any sort of injury.
Probably illegal, we weren't the best best school