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calling the mother of your friend 'mum'
Whether you're shagging them or not.
Don't lie, we've all done it...
you're pretty much alone there...
or am i...
the wording was excellent on that one
when spending a lot of time in friends houses they start to feel like your mother.
'this is mum'
what else am i meant to call her
unless the teacher actually is your mum.
i dont think any child would ever be able to live a normal life after that
to the same teacher
she did have a strange fondness of me
that would make it stranger
well, she wasnt that bad, for an older lady.
but im pretty sure shes not my mum.
this is all getting pretty disturbing
On Friday I was out with friends when I got introduced to one of their mums. I was wasted, and proceeded to greet her before saying 'Wow! You're waaaay too old to have kids!'.
Obviously I meant to say 'young' instead of 'old'. It was a horrible moment.
I was trying to seduce her.
He had no lube though.
Dry as a...
I shan't go on.
Calls my mum 'mum' anyway, I've never thought to ask why. Maybe he knows something I don't. Most people assume he's my brother anyway. Shit.
mum or nothing
and calling friends dads dad is wrong too
it only works on cool mums
I have a friend who calls my dad "uncle Philip" (because my dad's name is Philip). My dad just looks at him like he's retarded. Ledge.
It makes it easier because I'm rubbish with real names.
to call out the wrong name in bed.
it only really works in one way doesnt it
like it happens to you once...