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I've got a couple here
I'll take one. Thanks Dan!
seriously I believe that it is a euphemism....im sure ho fo is inot it whatever it is.
What is it by the way?
I remember the halcyon days of 'Just_Jack', 'Supertedisnotmyfriend,girlfriend' and 'KingFerouk&thewhoop-de-doop'.
It's all been downhill since they made Wrightylew the editor.
wants a Cherry Danish and is too proud to ask
tell us tell us
urbandictionary told me.
when a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then smacks her in the nose to make her visage resemble a cherry danish. Apparently.
I mean its not exactly a practice not is it? dear god what is this society coming to
but you never know.
I prefer a "woody woodpecker"
I just meant when you tap your dick against their forehead.
I've never done it, nor do I partiularly intend to, but it does amuse me :)
referring to a 'Screaming Seagull'
I just wanted to share my biscuits
danish pastry's. And iced buns. I don't like cum in the eye or being smacked in the face.
next time you're in the bakery then
I was thinking.
Any dangers in asking for a tuna mayo bagel?
for that now and spread it over the internet. You might be able to get away with it for the next couple of weeks until it catches on.
it describes the actions of a man who ejaculates into his partners earlobe
like trying to squirt it through a pearcing? High pressure mega shot.
you are not actually very ladylike are you.......
You could have made a more sophisticated joke.....something about 'aural s**' but you didnt
me trying to protect your virtue.
you have to be careful with all these mucky pups around.
I sometimes feel like Im some sort of etherial otherworldly being, regarding a whole host of bizarre rituals that I could never hope to understand. Please tell me why?
what is all this 'in the face' business about?
some kind of response to all the vigin posts today?
i find this whole 'in the face' thing a bit baffling, whats it all about eh? am i being incredibly niave? I can see no benefit to man nor beast in this. Why? am I abnormal to not understand what is so good about this? why do you all talk about it?
are you referring to specifically?
I know that you are just trying to get me to say a word that I dont want to
in peoples faces?
Are you asking what a Cherry Danish is, or just why we are discussing it?
'in your face' stuff.....you know.....who gets the enjoyment?
but I talk about Cherry Danishes because I like discussing my day