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Having a dump on a solid gold toilet.
YEAH! THAT'LL SHOW THAT FANCY-DAN TOILET SEAT!
my wish is: to rule the world.
My greatest wish is for Ashley Cole to die in an M3 pile-up
other people might be bothered by the pile up. can't you choose another way?
me and devonmalcolm to kill ashley cole in a way that won't hurt any member of the public.
(both ashley cole and devonmalcolm)
Would that make you happy?
because I'm not like that. This sin't about race, this is about him being a cunt.
3 more wishes?
to have the time to listen to all the music I want...
or to be rich beyond my wildest dreams
It's about people who reluctantly work in an 'adult' shop cause they fail at every other job.
has already been used for a jim davidson 'adult' panto.
(I think it was you who told me) The name isn't important and can be easily changed, I just haven't thought of one
I have a few others but that was the last one I did, I stopped working on them when I started doing stand-up which is also on hiatus for now
Cool. That's really brave.
What was your best line/routine?
And a lot of it you'd have to live in Dublin to get
I think I have some mp3's at home of stuff I did. I should post them somewhere
a lot of my friends tell me that my stuff is good even if I know it isn't so I could always do with an honest opinion
for a day of instant gratification, or being gay and naming something that will benefit my later life.
look who's Mr Tarry Brush now eh? Ha!
Have you been waiting for that? :)
holding hands with joanna newsom.
being a member of the band foals.
having three ace kids.
then i just saw the dinosaur one, so, to make my recurring dream come true and be able to just.. take off and fly whenever i wanted to.
steak from the thighs of a virgin.
get all lashed up with him, then get into an off. Love it!
who I like. :D at the moment anyways.
but I meant a certain fit boy
maaaah can't daydream about olegrich anymore
how can you break my heart? </3
(it's not rich really)
It really, really is.
told you it was me.
and lead good lives