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*sigh*
The guy I sit next to at work just turned round to me and said, without any probing or asking of opinion:
"I would NEVER go to Glastonbury, never ever.....Maybe if Oasis were playing, but then, only maybe".
Do I care? WTF!
The guy I sit next to at work just turned round to me and said, without any probing or asking of opinion:
"I would NEVER go to Glastonbury, never ever.....Maybe if Oasis were playing, but then, only maybe".
Do I care? WTF!
You should have spat
In his eyes.
Tempting!
Very tempting...
but he isn't even 'into' music and he said it totally out of the blue...
Even more reason.
She's right
Spit in his eyes
I tried
but I can't get past his spinning glowsticks as he listens to Trance Nation 6 or some tosh.
...
Surely that's the ideal time for a "...but Oasis are shit. You do know that, don't you?" followed by a nice dickpunch just to emphasise your point.
What's a dickpunch
?
a type of punch
popularised by King Richard!
Oh!
I thought it was some kind of cock karate.
You don't care?
But WE need to know?
Thought you'd
appreciate the scenario seeing as everyone else puts THEIR crap on here too...
why bother replying then?
Tarry Brush? WTF
He meant Mr Harry Brush.
The renowned 19th Century whig prime minister, famed for his rambling discourse on festival line-ups.
I'm doing my bit to sweep out the crap
I'M THE BRUSH OF...something. Not sure what yet. Back to you later.
So, when people put threads up
like "Slippery?" - 'what is it?'
everyone laps it up.... *sigh*
Everyone? Mr Tarry Brush
:)
Hewoah
meesah mr tarry brush
?
Ah
Hewwo Hawwy
It's Burt Kwok there!
:)
Casual racism. Nothing quite like it.
Good old
Harry Hill!
cue
a *my colleague is eating horseradish sauce sandwiches* thread from bamos.
tell him they have split up
or..........
"but Oasis ARE headlining Glastonbury!"
Lol
yeh mate, just go climb the fence on the day - its easy to get in!
HOW DARE YOU
I'M DFINE THANKS!
OH DSADPUNK
DADPUNK
Dire Straits thrash out barre chords and spit on people!
I'll bar your cords
Dad-dad-daddio
DSADPUNK promotions present:
dickpunch (lounge-jazz set)
Mr Tarry Brush
My Colleague is eating Horseradish Sauce Sandwiches
Goat and Seventeen Trumpets, Coatville, £8. £7.97 with flyer attached to a Jam Sponge.
Are Oasis 1st support?
nope, cos they're headlining
Glastonbury.
no they play outside
the doors !
nb:
the correct spelling is "-=sigh==". thnx.
nb:
the correct spelling is "-=sigh=-". thnx.
you kids and your weird ways
*sigh*