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Tonight at 10, on 4
From the sounds of it, you've got to admire (or at least wonder at) the guy for prepared to go through it all on national TV.
Don't think I'd like to do that!
i was disappointed to find it wasnt about a group of nubile young nymphos looking to have their first sexual experiences in their dorm rooms, but hey, it'll do.
usually don't have difficulties to find their first sexual experiences...
But old ugly blokes...
that was nice.
or good ?
a little from column b...
Nice one Mum...
cos my parents just got home and im ASHAMED of my urges towards shit telly
but after seeing this thread, I turned over. God bless channel 4 <3
That woman's very much older than ehe is...
theyre not going to sex
this is so ridiculously creepy!
and more uncomfortable than real sex!
...given his idea of making a girl feel 'unique' is to give her chocolates and seems to think that it's obligatory to buy women diamond rings, I can see how he's struggling
Idiot forgot the flowers.
That's all? Really. Chinneeee....
OH GOD NO!
"I suppose I feel intrigued really".
What's he supposed to say?
not really. I feel sick :'(
I'm now genuinely trying to work out how I'd respond to a 50-something woman exposng her vagina to me and saying "how does that make you feel?"
I just can't find an answer.
i'm gonna beat one off.
awww. he looks happier.
i should hope anyway, for his sake
Whit woo, naked
What was that all about?
Also: he's not exactly that self-conscious if he's willing to go nekkid on TV?
I'm going to have to start doing whatever the opposite of Michael Gambon trying to think unsexy thoughts in Joanne Whalley Kilmer's vicinity in The Singing Detective is.
this is really horrid to watch. Car crash tv.
'It would be called incest, maybe'
now go through the rest of the thread posting that at every opportunity
the first thing i see when i switch over is a close up of his hairy arse.
is that what a small penis looks like?
erect penii were the last great no-no of British telly.
I like that dancing just then. I'd rather see more of that flailing than pan-generational semi-handjobbage.
he has the same name as someone i know
And is he a nice guy?
Why is he on tv for this?
Why did his cock look funny?
Why am i watching?
Why am i watching whilst eating pringles?
granny hooker person
and it is making him a lot happier
so it all works
or is it?
Maybe i enjoy watching a middle aged woman give a younger man a hand job.
But, i don't.
i'm missing this.
Considering how scared he was of getting naked/having sex/touching a woman, it's pretty brave of him to do all this on TV.
He's got more guts than I have...
Oh, so THAT'S how you chat up girls! I've been getting things so so very wrong.
and the whole viewership of ch4"
"he has a big erection."
these women just wanna use men to have sex and have an excuse not to call it prostitution!!
He's going to lose his virginity to a middle-aged self appointed sex coach (one who was quite clearly something of a catch in her youth, but nevertheless)?
All that practice in the mirror and he didn't say it!
"first we shall do ze touching game, then ze undressing game.."
"perhaps you could direct me with your hands."
OH NO HE JUST DIDN'T
foot-stomping while orgasming.
i guess it's a bit like seeing other people who are drunk - pretty cringeworthy, but you just know you don't care when it's you in that position...
She looked like she had quite a good body for her age, in fairness, even if they kept cutting away every time we might have seen the details of it, unlike with him.
his twitching legs.
i almost vomited up my own liver.
and the first thing I saw was some old woman jacking off this wrigling guy on a bed
me eyes :(
I watched this program to escape revision based depression. All it's done is exacerbate it.
Poor bloke though.
(apart frm yr mm?)
I'm just in a low mood. I'm going to fail tomorrow.
"i like bridget, but i don't fancy her."
man does not understand sex, clearly.
"is that a problem? not fancying her?"
Who has Gellar posters up in 2007? You could probably guess from his decor and wardrobe alone that here is someone who can't countenance sex without going on classes to be touched up by a series of middle aged women first.
we're on a social forum debating every last bit of it, so you might like to ponder who the real losers in society are in this scenario.
I think he's still stick in his teen years. F'realz.
Well, a poster and a cardboard cutout.
I've never actually fancied Sarah Michelle Gellar but I always enjoyed Buffy and my brother gave me a poster and cutout the Christmas before last and I don't wanna offend him by taking them down.
Luckily I never take women home so it isn't an issue :(
she used to put it in my room so when I woke up it was staring at me :(
i.e. flatmate shocking potential!
liek, hairy bum
you're a prostitute Briget.
he was wearing both boxers AND briefs. good effort, james!
i almost feel bad for laughing.
But srsly, who DOES that?
It's like looking into my future =(
Erm, bar the course obviously!
He's wearing two pairs of underwear.
That's right laydeez, Two.
than claim that to be the reason for me not being one. Clear as mud?
these sorts of mental blocks can be difficult to overcome..
He may be in for a surprise when women he's not paying for aren't so obliging.
sex faces - pretty hilarious?
so true. :(
I might start doing this in his honour
I havnt got a guns'n'roses t-shirt, but If I did...
......or maybe it was intentional.
I would just like to point out that despite my location, I do not know, or have indeed have had sex with any of the people in this programme.
I'm just a bad expat with a dodgy SKY dish who spent 1 hour cracking up at the expense of an awkward Englishman, and some old cloggies.
due to having bills to work out. I'm sure all that thrusting practice came in handy.
I am pretty amazed he agreed to do this. Surely his life will be hell from now on although he might get a shag from TV freaks. Maybe they paid for the course? Incidentally I wonder how much it costs?
My favourite bits:
- The massive Buffy video collection and Buffy poster
- The double pants. It would be nice and warm in winter.
I was out last night and all kept getting were text messages off my friends telling me i was missing the best TV programme since the Brass Eye peado special.
So is it being repeated?
the daily mail hates it :D http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=419973&in_page_id=1773
I'm so annoyed I missed this now.
Surely that grammer is incorrect...
Anyway, I missed it too and I wanna see it now. :(