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klaire [Edit] [Delete] 48 replies 16:05, 14 May '07

not ONLY do i not have the internet, the aerial atop my flat blew away so now i don't have a working tv. or a job. or ANY money. or any friends. please lavish attention upon me.

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^^^^^^

loser

meths | 14 May '07, 16:06 | X
- you messaged me on myspace!
  
  you missed me"!!
  
  klaire @meths | 14 May '07, 16:06 | X
  - she's lying
    
    meths @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:13 | X
- How are you posting on here then????
  
  tre_cools_sticks @meths | 14 May '07, 16:06 | X
become a whore

you'll make friends and money

cunt | 14 May '07, 16:06 | X
Hope you are taking care of your rat

olegrich | 14 May '07, 16:08 | X
- plural! i have two now.
  
  i cleaned them yesterday. i sprayed oust in their eyes.
  
  klaire @olegrich | 14 May '07, 16:09 | X
  - not really.
    
    klaire @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:09 | X
At least you have your health

hendonturnstile26 | 14 May '07, 16:08 | X
- seriously, if you don't have the Internet
  
  how are you doing this?!?!?!
  
  tre_cools_sticks @hendonturnstile26 | 14 May '07, 16:10 | X
  - IF ONLY
    
    Someone has invented some sort of cafe type place, with an array of computers you can pay to use. If only...
    
    bamos @tre_cools_sticks | 14 May '07, 16:11 | X
    - Silly Talk! Silly Talk!
      
      chuff @bamos | 14 May '07, 16:11 | X
    - It'll never catch on
      
      You're living in cloud cuckoo land.
      
      hendonturnstile26 @bamos | 14 May '07, 16:11 | X
    - i'm asctually in a library
      
      they don't have any internet cafés in knebworth!
      
      klaire @bamos | 14 May '07, 16:12 | X
      - is that the hedgefund one
        
        where wealthy bankers can slum it to their favourite everyman anthems without the inconvienience of people ho actually have a useful role in society?
        
        keiths_tele @jasminepearson | 14 May '07, 16:46 | X
      - wow, if only....
        
        tre_cools_sticks @bamos | 14 May '07, 16:13 | X
      - There are people worse off in life
        
        Imagine being olegrich, for example. IMAGINE THAT
        
        dove_from_above | 14 May '07, 16:11 | X
        
        you sent me a text out of the blue
        
        saying something like "they've just played soulwax's version of {song i can't remember}!!! i can die happy now! x" were you on drugs? it woke me up and i thought i'd dreamt it.
        
        klaire @dove_from_above | 14 May '07, 16:13 | X
        
        erm
        
        Maybe I was. And I sent that to about four people, in the faint hope that somebody would reply
        
        Let's not get into the text that you sent me at about 2am a week or so ago concerning that Battles ticket...
        
        dove_from_above @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:14 | X
        
        i thought it would work!
        
        and it was more like midnight.
        
        klaire @dove_from_above | 14 May '07, 16:16 | X
        
        Can't blame a (desperate) girl for trying
        
        Either way, it made me chuckle. And besides, it was totally 2am(ish)
        
        dove_from_above @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:19 | X
        
        What?
        
        FUCK YOU DOVE! I started a happy birthday thread for you, you utter shit.
        
        olegrich @dove_from_above | 14 May '07, 16:33 | X
      - is this innapropriate? i'm in a library.
        
        klaire @sexyindiegalnotalent | 14 May '07, 16:17 | X
        
        Get a job!
        
        crablin | 14 May '07, 16:28 | X
        
        get me one!
        
        klaire @crablin | 14 May '07, 16:29 | X
        
        Hey you
        
        Come to my house and drink wine, and try and fix my computer for me. Thanks. I'll buy the wine.
        
        bamos @crablin | 14 May '07, 16:29 | X
        
        i'm gonna pretend that was for me
        
        and gratefully decline.
        
        klaire @bamos | 14 May '07, 16:31 | X
        
        Why :(
        
        U h8 me :(
        
        bamos @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:33 | X
        
        because i'm poor and i probably won't be able to fix your computer
        
        not to mention the fact that i'll probably make a pass at you when i'm drunk!
        
        klaire @bamos | 14 May '07, 16:34 | X
        
        Klaire!
        
        Thank god
        *thanks god*
        
        yes_ | 14 May '07, 16:31 | X
        
        only for 25 more minutes :(
        
        klaire @yes_ | 14 May '07, 16:33 | X
        
        gay
        
        use the time wisely.
        isketch?
        ^a joke.
        
        yes_ @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:35 | X
        
        that's a joke these days?
        
        christ, maybe i'm better off without the internet. i learnt how to make poached eggs and everything.
        
        klaire @yes_ | 14 May '07, 16:36 | X
        
        I did that yesterday!
        
        75% success ratio
        Pretty pleased with myself
        
        yes_ @klaire | 14 May '07, 16:37 | X
        
        I realise that 75% is not a ratio
        
        *kills self*
        
        yes_ @yes_ | 14 May '07, 16:39 | X
        
        haha
        
        my yolks are always set :(
        
        klaire @yes_ | 14 May '07, 16:46 | X
        
        Insult to injury is finding out your
        
        just-ex-girlfriend is going out with you mate.
        
        FUCKHEADS.
        
        moker @yes_ | 14 May '07, 16:34 | X
        
        How could I not let that happen?
        
        Are you talking to me?
        
        I'm confused.
        
        Is this thing on?
        
        moker @sexyindiegalnotalent | 14 May '07, 16:37 | X
        
        Yeah, he was always sniffing about
        
        but what can you do?
        
        I'm more angry at the principle. Just a real boot in the ribs. Total unwritten rule you don't do this, let alone really soon after. Ah fuck 'em. Shame though as I'm not gonna be able to see a few good mates from this.
        
        Damn women. And um, blokes.
        
        moker @sexyindiegalnotalent | 14 May '07, 16:48 | X
        
        I've said this before, and i shall say it again
        
        Live in the massive topshop, and hide at night time when they are closing. It has EVERYTHING you need.
        
        Don't mention it
        xxxx
        
        junkstaposition | 14 May '07, 16:38 | X

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