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insult + injury
not ONLY do i not have the internet, the aerial atop my flat blew away so now i don't have a working tv. or a job. or ANY money. or any friends. please lavish attention upon me.
not ONLY do i not have the internet, the aerial atop my flat blew away so now i don't have a working tv. or a job. or ANY money. or any friends. please lavish attention upon me.
^^^^^^
loser
you messaged me on myspace!
you missed me"!!
she's lying
How are you posting on here then????
become a whore
you'll make friends and money
Hope you are taking care of your rat
plural! i have two now.
i cleaned them yesterday. i sprayed oust in their eyes.
not really.
At least you have your health
seriously, if you don't have the Internet
how are you doing this?!?!?!
IF ONLY
Someone has invented some sort of cafe type place, with an array of computers you can pay to use. If only...
Silly Talk! Silly Talk!
It'll never catch on
You're living in cloud cuckoo land.
i'm asctually in a library
they don't have any internet cafés in knebworth!
is that the hedgefund one
where wealthy bankers can slum it to their favourite everyman anthems without the inconvienience of people ho actually have a useful role in society?
wow, if only....
There are people worse off in life
Imagine being olegrich, for example. IMAGINE THAT
you sent me a text out of the blue
saying something like "they've just played soulwax's version of {song i can't remember}!!! i can die happy now! x" were you on drugs? it woke me up and i thought i'd dreamt it.
erm
Maybe I was. And I sent that to about four people, in the faint hope that somebody would reply
Let's not get into the text that you sent me at about 2am a week or so ago concerning that Battles ticket...
i thought it would work!
and it was more like midnight.
Can't blame a (desperate) girl for trying
Either way, it made me chuckle. And besides, it was totally 2am(ish)
What?
FUCK YOU DOVE! I started a happy birthday thread for you, you utter shit.
is this innapropriate? i'm in a library.
Get a job!
get me one!
Hey you
Come to my house and drink wine, and try and fix my computer for me. Thanks. I'll buy the wine.
i'm gonna pretend that was for me
and gratefully decline.
Why :(
U h8 me :(
because i'm poor and i probably won't be able to fix your computer
not to mention the fact that i'll probably make a pass at you when i'm drunk!
Klaire!
Thank god
*thanks god*
only for 25 more minutes :(
gay
use the time wisely.
isketch?
^a joke.
that's a joke these days?
christ, maybe i'm better off without the internet. i learnt how to make poached eggs and everything.
I did that yesterday!
75% success ratio
Pretty pleased with myself
I realise that 75% is not a ratio
*kills self*
haha
my yolks are always set :(
Insult to injury is finding out your
just-ex-girlfriend is going out with you mate.
FUCKHEADS.
How could I not let that happen?
Are you talking to me?
I'm confused.
Is this thing on?
Yeah, he was always sniffing about
but what can you do?
I'm more angry at the principle. Just a real boot in the ribs. Total unwritten rule you don't do this, let alone really soon after. Ah fuck 'em. Shame though as I'm not gonna be able to see a few good mates from this.
Damn women. And um, blokes.
I've said this before, and i shall say it again
Live in the massive topshop, and hide at night time when they are closing. It has EVERYTHING you need.
Don't mention it
xxxx