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It's amazing how much they shrink! Mine was like a black discus.
I'm quite glad the house didn't burn down.
"oh fuck, i've left a pizza in the oven for ten minutes longer than it needs! before i get it out and survey the damage, i should perhaps post a humourous thread on DiS about it so everyone can laugh at my misfortune while my kitchen burns down"
I posted the thread after getting the pizza out of the oven...
Most of it can be salvaged thankfully...
pissed as a fart and whitied after smoking a joint with a cousin. Left party to go home, bought some burgers, decided I was still hungry, put on boiled eggs, went in to spew up burgers and fell asleep curled round pan. Mum had a bad feeling, called cab, her and my dad came up path to find smoke billowing out of windows and kitchen ablaze. Put it out, dragged me out of bathroom by boots, put me to bed, didn't wake once during this. They woke me up next morning with breakfast in bed, a tray with two eggcups with little carbonised black balls in them which were once my eggs :p
and has slightly misleading grammar
i just wanted to make the post anyway.
it's not really, i just wanteBLARGHWNAOEIRHNOIJROPEIJHTW
against my grammar ?
no money= no food
went to take the rubbish out, and got locked out.
i was 13 or so. it was pretty upsetting.