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NVQ Level 3? MY ARSE does he need an NVQ Level 3. Fucking hell.
Surely this article at the least should persuade you that the actual collective noun for wankers is a 'cabinet'?
...'wardrobe' is alliterative, too. Although I can't see Gordon Brown appointing a wardrobe.
maybe they think an english cricketer would be better. maybe they could sign up geraint jones instead.
it's a load of bollocks from a governemtn that values a piece of paper over actual and tangible skills.
not remotely surprised but speechless.
this is what happens when you try and control absolutely everything that happens. common sense dies.
This is it! Last fucking straw!
Lets overthrow those cunts! Who's with me?
Death or glory!
you kind of get snivelling buearocrats that hide behind regulations rather than using their judgement.....its endemic throughout our society though. You need to have wise rulers, people with judgement that you can trust. This dimocrasy just gives you what you perceive to be the least bad option........the media is complicit in this.
This is an example......it is of course annecdotal. and is meant to prompt people to get angry at 'bunch x' of administrators.
It would be far more helpful if intelligent news organisations like the BBC actually raised the issue that this sort of stupidity occurs because of obsessiveness regulations and written get-outs. This would not be the bbc being biased it is actually the opposite because it is just as likely that '*n*l' lib dems or cons would do the same.
It is left up to the individual politicians who are newsworthy to gain political popularity from such obsessiveness.....
Vote for someone you know you can trust
Vote for me.
its not really the whole picture.
Teaching children in schools requires a qualification, everyone knows that. Its a fact. If you try and teach but don't have the qualification you are setting yourself up for a fall.
I understand that he is overly qualified and everything, but thems the rules.
If i were a retired international footballer trying to teach schoolkids i would need both an FA Coaches qualification, a teaching qualification and coaches/teacher insurance and police checks
he and the school would have known about this from the start, they aren't stupid, and if they are stupid then he deserves to get deported for being an idiot.
He's had two years to sort his shit out and get "qualified" and someone of his cricketing calibre should whizz through the relevant qualifications.
Go push some pencils
Push one right into your fucking cornea then maybe i will fix it so you can see the real world.
There's no need to repeat my points above as they make perfect sense, as do the ones below who agree with me.
ha ha ha
'I must be right, people agree with me'
You're just re-iterating 'the rules' like a moron. In this case the rules are clearly wrong, as the fella knows more about fucking cricket than the guy who wrote the goddamned exam.
That being the case, I believe the news story is correct in highlighting the fact that whilst rules generally have their place, in this situation it would be appropriate for a higher authority to waive the need for said qualification.
After all, that exam is designed to keep people who know nothing, out, and he obviously doesn't know nothing.
Do you want him to be deported, you sick, diseased, wannabe eye raping cunt?
would you still apply the rules in other cases?
there are plenty of self taught engineers from abroad who are unable to obtain work permits for this reason...
yeah, but this fellas on teh wordy telly
no, i would rather skull fuck you.
No, its not re-iterating the rules like a moron. Its pointing out that he is a moron as anyone with half a brain would know you need to be qualified to teach. once more, he's had two years to get qualified, so tough shit. 29 years in the uk and you still have no quliafications?
The exams, qualifications for teachers are not just for the skill set required to play a sport either. Just cos he's good at the sport and can teach it doesnt bring in anything else about his teaching abilities. Shit, could you have Joey Barton teaching kids football at a school? Hell no.
No i don't want him to be deported, but it would serve him right for being an idiot and thinking the rules don't apply to him. They're there for a reason and its not like its difficult to get an NVQ3, its like taking candy from a fucking newborn, simple.
your eyes are looking good.
I will take them out and skull fuck you.
Plus, you are a cunt
From keithtrevorallen | 11 May '07, 11:55 | Reply
Taking our romantic private conversation and telling the world how much i want to fuck your eye sockets.
I'll fuck your eyes so good.
What are you trying to do, i say i'll fuck your eyes, you call me fat? Random response.
Maybe you should spend more time educating yourself and less time prenning your faggot shaped facial pubic hair
From keithtrevorallen | 11 May '07, 12:09 | Reply
I like a good argument, but kta needs to take some happy pills...all I did was suggest he was a fan of beaurocratic pencil pushing!
That doesn't normally get me invited to gouge my own eyes out with a pencil, and a series of abusive pms...
its made your day. Fact
I teased out a big wank
ABUSE ME!!! SPIT ON MY FACE WHILE I TOUCH MYSELF!!!
that was amazing, how did you manage to toss off to my ranting. check my blog at www.keithreviews.blogspot.com and maybe store some for later
to complete it.
UIf he doesnt, then he should go.
But the school should have known. I think we can easily assume that they thought, as he did, that years of experience would be enough.
any one with half a brain could get an NVQ level 3 in a few months with a bit of application so he should just do that
"could you just look peeved by inflexible bureaucracy for a moment mr alleyne? Marvellous."
was he in the country without a work permit anyway?
he would have had a work permit to play county cricket, just like any other foreign sportsmen
applied for indefinite leave years ago, though. why didn't he? then he wouldn't be subject to these qualification requirements.
the facts of that article just seem a bit weird and not to make much sense.
because he's a fucking idiot.
If he didnt apply for perm years ago, and he hasnt got the relevant qualifications and has been dodging them for 2 years whilst teaching, to me it seems the guys a bit of a tool and deserves what comes his way.
should have got his shit together years ago. Plus, cricket is shit.
someone would deport me to Barbados!