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"he said extend!"
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clearly hasnt seen the film
that was enough
Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?
Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Is this a God damn?
"its about 3000 miles in that direction"
Dallas Grimmes: That cheap-ass! All right I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him.
Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way!
Beavis: I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.
i'm just copying these from imdb. still, FUNNY STUFF.
[Eight M-16 assault rifles pointed at him]
Butt-head: This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
[In the trunk of Muddy's car, Butt-head finds a tire jack and begins pumping the handle]
Butt-head: Hey, Beavis, I'm jacking off.
Turn it up to 11!
88 miles an hour!!!
Standing at the bus stop with my shopping in my hand!
He's a very naughty boy!
I'll be back!
We've gunna get lots of sluts"
give me TP for my bunghole!'
bunghoooooliooooo iooooo iiiiiiiooooooooo iooooooooooooooooooooo
"You're not licking right"
"Private Parts and Major Woody"
I prefer Hank Hill in this.
Easily makes my 'top 10 funniest films ever'
"Yeah...my butt and your....er....butt?"