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He got his gas bill.
What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
Tony Blair actually did something about NHS waiting lists.
He just killed a bunch of old people. Boom Boom!
What do chavs use for protection?
A bus shelter.
That Jewish fella' a fucktard, got all pissy about a hollocaust joke and went on to drop some really hack Disabled one.
i overestimated and assumed this was a higher form of comedy than it actually was...Jimmy Carr right?
a rreeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyy old joke.
so a guy walks into a bar and sez, Line em up...gimmie 12 shots of whiskey!
Bartender sez what's the occassion?
I just had my first blow job.
Well then, let me buy you the 13th then.
No thanks. If 12 won't get rid of the taste, nothing will.
*ba da bing!*
the extra shot to numb the pain after my unfortunate collision with the bar.
and the most offensive joke is so offensive they're not showing it.
i'm not sure if my life was wasted watching the film about it or not.
Because he kneaded a poo.
first world war jokes?
What scares Jews and runs up walls? A gas pipe.
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-nine year olds? There are twenty of them.
I have two more which are a fucking near the knuckle, so I'll leave them for later times.
but alot of 13-14 year olds. That is actually true.
He saidd WW1!
than 2.25, you might as well say them
to get to the other side
so these two black guys are cruising and they see a shop that says:
Will Change Blacks Into Whites For $25
and the two black dudes do some mental arithmetic and figure that one guy can go in ..get change for a twenty so then the other guy can have the required cash.
So the first black dude goes in ...and twenty minutes later comes out and ..Presto! he's a white guy now.
Black dude no.2 says, "Wow, that's really amazing...yur white....ok, ok now gimmie yur change so I can go in!"
Dude replies, "Get a job nigger!"