We all need to insult people from time to time. But often we are lost for words, or simply feel that 'you pile of rancid cunt scrapings' just doesn't cut it anymore.

So here's a new fangled idea. A thread in which we can post our favourite insults, or make up some new ones that other's can then re-cycle. thereby preventing an increase in the hole in the ozone layer.

My favourite of recent weeks is
'You Fray Bentos pie of a man' (© Gindrinker)

here are a few more to get you started:
'You're a gosling's busted hymen'
'Why don't you go fuck yourself to hell and back on a bicycle made of razorblades?'
'If you were a frog, you'd always be confused in shoe shops'.

go!