I went to B&Q Garden Centre on Sunday to see if they had any Venus Fly Traps.
Here's how the exchange went.
Me: "Hiya, i don't suppose you sell Venus Fly Traps?"
Helpful assistant: "A what?"
"Venus Fly Trap?"
*said whilst looking at me like a complete div*
"A Venus Fly Trap!"
*said whilst looking at me like i've just tried to kill her firstborn child*
"A what?? What is it for?"
"It's a little plant that catches flies...."
"Just use your hands" *makes a swatting motion*
"Thanks for your help".
Does anybody else have a helpful staff story they'd like to share?