How easy is this? And how much do you have to pay for it? Basically, I am planning on taking next week off work to get a shit load of uni stuff done in one go. I phoned in sick for work about six weeks ago, and so I'm thinking this next occaison may well arouse some suspicions. A doctors note should add weight to my web of deceit

Shall I just waltz in there and tell him I have a really upset stomach? There's no way he can tell I'm lying from that, surely?

Also, I'm currently writing an article about the affect of the Hype Machine on the music industry. When mentioning peer-to-peer networks such as Kazaa, LimeWire etc, is it perhaps not a good idea to refer to them collectively as a "akin to a multi-headed mythical beast"?