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punched yourself in the balls?
a plastic sword thrown in them.
as in, like an awkward upper-cut? smashing them into your gooch?
or would you let them hang down and then hit them like a punch bag?
i havn't done this.
I'm sorry but I'll never get over this, ahahahah.
I've never had the urge to do this.
but i see how it could happen, tennis shot, too much power, loss of racquet control....
howd you manage that? in cricket the btesticular threat doesnt come from the bat that much...
I finally felt the consequences of drainpipes yesterday. After two years of wearing them, I'd never had any trouble. Then last night, I was lying on my bed with my gal, and somehow, my jeans stayed where they were as I lifted up my legs and crushed my gonads.
Its like being winded.
but i get hit in the balls by foreign objects far too often. Caught a football there last week, I was in so much pain I had to check they were still there because it felt as if they had been forced back into my body.
my mate Will is about 6ft4, and I'm about 5ft7, we used to play football together a bit. He plays an inch perfect pass in for me, I score with a sublime finish - i run up to him (while he's running towards me) and go to give him a jumping high five, totally misjudge it and punch him with full force in the bollocks on the way up. He was laughing and crying at the same time. I felt so bad, it must have absolutely caned. But it was incredibly funny.
and considering how low i feel tonight, that's an amazing achievment.
ahaha, poor guy.
NO HORSE PLAY.
by a BB gun before. That hurt like fuck. I know it doesn't technically count but is all I can contribute to this thread.