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you have to eat one of these or die a hideous death.
also, your own poo or someone else's?
I wouldn't eat poo. I'd drink someone else's wee if I loved them though.
how much would you have to eat a perfectly smooth liquidised baby?
no money would make me do that.
it would haunt you for the rest of your life!
if you're a normal person obvs
like a milkshake!
it was stillborn, you don't have to kill it.
That's easy. You vomit through your mouth anyway so at least you know what you're getting.
that tastes like chocolate milkshake?
the sick is NOT YOUR OWN
NOT YOUR OWN PEOPLE
Aaargh! that was gross. Made me want to get sick and laugh at the same time!
worst thing ever :(
im sure he doesnt look THAT bad in an apron
all the above or an hour of insufferable torture?
"insufferable" as in "will cause significant scarring of varied and lasting nature"?
In other news, eating poo will kill you. Eating sick and wee, whilst not encouraged, won't.
i love learning new things!
insufferable was perhaps too strong a word.
erm. really, really, super duper painfuel
poo, sick or a 12000 word essay on something terrifically dull
10,000 words on the social effect of the introduction of the railway system to Manchester's suburbs in the mid 19th century. Fancy it?
actually that could be a tiny bit interesting, to research at least.
it's the writing it that aches.
i used to be really good at articulating myself. my big sister even used to ask me to help her with hers!
but i took a year out and its as if my brain rotted away.
i add 3 B's for Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit
lead to pedestrian writing!
though you could just turn a dull essay into an ace one by not plodding through it.
i wish i could share it : (
uh just like that
gross, but still, easy choice. as parsefone says, poo might kill you. i don't like pain, and as for the essay, i'm beginning to value my time over my dignity.
what would be a seriously hard choice is:
having sex with your brother or eating their poo
especially as you are a boy!
you could have atleast said girl you closet! :P
and didn't want to think about it
cheers for making me think about it.
and two sisters.
wrong in the head.
this was inspired by hofos thread though
i dont just spend all my days pondering which bodily excretions i'd rather eat.
In other sick related news, last night I came in and promptly threw up all over my bathroom door, carpet and walls. Good stuff.
a china bowl?
ive swallowed it back down on a couple of occasions where i had to..eg fancy dinner parties, the motorway, etc. Poo would make me sick anyway, so id have a two for one then.
not your own vomit cos that would be too easy a choice.
everyone's tried a drop of their own urine before...?