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me last night 'i like you *strokes chest" you're fit'
and it worked! LOL
im still drunk YAY! punchline!"!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm not. possibly because i'm also still a little drunk from the snakebite bender i was on last night.
i don't use chat up lines.
nor do i pull often, connected?
and i like you!
i don't know
Do you like Depeche Mode?
I am a failure.
and you'll realise that slight pity you feel for me is actually lust.
(gay chat up line from the Basquiat movie. never tried out by me)
like we believe you...
I'm nice like that !
that I liked the flower in her hair. And that she should wear a bra.
I bet she was all hairy and stinky too and had a room that smelled like patchouli.
Mine: "I'm english and you're irish, we should make friends!".
He read between the lines.
theres nothing between the lines
with really nice eyes?
as I am elderly. Once admiring someone's Pavement t-shirt worked, but that was genuine, not really a line!
the eggs looked too much like comedy breasts.
If I do that i get told off for staring at their tits
on my first day at university, someone used 'you look like you might like Sparklehorse!' as a chat-up line, that was awesome. And he's still one of my best friends now, that's ace.
Sadly, referring to Razorlight.
about my guillemots t-shirt at a webcomic convention some of us went to a few weeks ago. i was so absolutely confused by this i just ran away.
there were SO many girls you would have found hot at the comic shop yesterday.
at forbidden planet. sadly, the only thing more intimidating than hot women are hot women who can outgeek me. which most of them probably could.
you moved to finland for a year? that's... weird.
It's just such a "you" thing to do. Love you!
it's not weird, comics are great. I went to a comic signing yesterday. I found out that the type of comics I like are in the 'alternative' section. So the ones about real life are alternative, and the ones about superheroes are mainstream :)
it's all like "oh, we have 57845908904784 different continuities because our writers are too fucking lazy to fact check past stories, and everyone has a limited edition crossover series at least once a year." faaaaarrkkkk off marvel/dc.
i like warren ellis. the comic writer. not the bad seed.
I went to see Jeffrey Brown yesterday, that's where all the pretty girls were! We had a nice chat and he drew me a picture of a cat :)
wish i'd gone now :(
I also discovered the twee-est thing EVER - a comic compilation inspired by the songs of Belle and Sebastian! I want it.
that's exciting. I wish I could draw.
I bought a book called 'Cat Getting Out Of A Bag and other observations', it's so sweet. The best thing I saw but didn't buy was a short book called 'Be A Man', in which he edits bits out of 'Clumsy' too make himself look good.
"would you like to [any sexual act from kissing upwards]?" i cannae see it failing.
should begin with "Hey, sweet cheeks" and proceed from there. Usually away and out of the door.
1930's Chicago gangster style.
"i can put my penis in your vagina if you want"
It tends to go, dancing with boy, take hold of boys hand, and then gaze into his eyes.
that sounds alot more romantic than i bet it was ; )
want a real romance story?
before my pulling 'success' in the club a (quite hot actually) boy wouldn't get bout of the loo till i kissed him so it was like *kiss* "right get out i need a wee! *leans in kiss again* "GET OUT I NEED TO WEE!"
who says romance is dead?!
awww that's so sweet. :)
it seems fucking gross
it was the reason i made my 'no kissing when im out' rule ages agbut actually it was just a bit of fun.
I think I've seen that particular maneuver first hand. :P
that was meant to be in reply to doubtful.
you wouldn't know to look at me, but i can run really fast".
but i'm a super hero
i've got xray vision and everything!"
small amount of respect to anyone who can name the song
BASK IN IT!!!
Is your surname Jacobs?
'Hi. nice to meet you'?
"Hi, Nice to meat you?"
Never worked so far. Funny, that.
is one that blindjoedeath on here told me.
It involves subtle unsheathing.
And then the line 'do you like my shoes?'
what's my mothers maiden name?
Do I like you?
be my boyfriend
"that's the ice broken, fancy a drink?"
you are pure filth!
But what if the girl your chatting up ins't called Sophia?
i dont go up to random men and stroke my boobs in front of them!
stroke your muff a little later on?
you're a sicko.
no i did not.
but if i wanted to then why shouldn't i?!
they're MY breasts.
i'm no sicko. i was just wondering, you know.
and i wanted to use the word 'muff' again. havn't used it in yonks.
yeah muff is funny
I tend to be charming, smiley and talkative for a while, then get so into the conversation I can't be arsed to try and 'pull' so I end up going home alone.
I suspect girls quite like me for that though, even if they probably aren't burning with the desire to sleep with me.
I think you're lovely too!
how lovely : )
Whose chest did you stroke? His or your's? What does "it worked" mean?
i love mens chests.
and it worked ie. two seconds later he was kissing me.
'all the goatmen in the Trackers of Oxyrhynchus have MASSIVE cocks' as an opening gambit.
if success = 1, my situation at that point = 0.
The most successful one?
'Do I have facial hair?'
'I can't see any, no.'
I went out with that girl for 2 years.
worked for me
Technically worked, although she was sobbing uncontrollably the whole way through.