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How do you cook asparagus?
Should I boil it?
Should I use my fingers?
Bout half an hour should dee it.
in some butter with some salt & pepper.
in bunny fat.
otherwise it's poisonous.
thus steaming it.
Or dont bother, itll only make your pee funny.
I boiled it.
Verdict: I like asparagus.
smell funny. And boiling it is a vegetable crime. Should have pan fried it in butter with s & p. Keeps it crunchy. Jamie Oliver would spit in your face.
I had crunchy asparagus in a restaurant once and it was a harrowing experience.
I've always boiled it. Not too much so it's mushy, just so it melts in the mouth. I like it a little soft.
A man of homosexual descent actually said this to an older I coupled I'd guess were his parents:
"I just love the way this asparagus goes down my esophegus."
Dad's jaw dropped to his plate and mummy dropped her fork.
I was eves dropping from the next table. He had several more delicious homo-rhymes I thought were hilarious and his parents patently did not.