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"do you want to be mandleson or blair tonight?"
I seem to have "Invaded Poland" all over your sheets, your excellency
"Give me a moment and we can still enact the Schlieffen Plan"
"Im afraid 'Goebbals is unavailable'"
'would you colonel_k it?'
"no, theyre meeting some antifascist resistance"
Mr Grayson to Mrs Grayson in bed in the dark
"has the train arrived at Paddington yet?"
"No thats Marylebone....Ouch!"
This is the brilliance of you tube, gonna go home now and watch on broadband.....and the arsenal footy match ace.... women know your place.
I wish i hadnt spoilt watching this for anyonewith the post up there^
and flutter our coconuts at the pope
"I want to see WOOD"
"fishing for compliments"
"cleaning out the bowl"
"improper use of the apostrophe"
"smoking a fag"
"butter or marg?"
"literally, taking it up the bum"
Gerund + definite article + noun = euphemism
e.g. choking the chicken
spanking the monkey
bashing the bishop
making the boogie
stabbing the patron
Am I doing it right?
I just have to go impersonate Churchill quickly.
I must leave to dig out the trenches.
Did you just step on a duck?
The pace car is flagging.
but I'm afraid I've got the decorators in 'til Tuesday.
There's a dead otter in there with an odour that suggests it drowned several days ago.
I'm afraid I had no choice but to pebble-dash the walls.
I thought it was the done thing to depth charge one's host's facilities.
One must keep Little Boy from slipping through the bomb doors.
Why it's enough to stir my nether ape.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
I prefer "my black Kate Moss tonight" personally.
"I'm going to play wicked solo all over your tits."
It'd probably have a wizard wearing shades, riding a skateboard and playing a guitar bursting out the first "o" of Solo on the box.
I think she meant to say "my gash is louping", but it came out as "my gammon is louping".
Truly horrific. I have of course used it as often as possible since.
It means to throb or achem usually as the result of some form of traum.
I KNOW :'(
I looked up the first spelling and it said something about paralysis in sheep
But, the other day, I felt moved to say 'I've seen more meat on a cat's knee!' (ideally in Yorkshire accent).
I'm not sure where it came from but I'd like to spread it.
completing the last level on the hardest setting
i'd like to read beat poetry whilst you indulge in contemporary dance.
An actual euphamism a friend uses to get her boyfriend to leave clubs/pubs or parties so they can have sexytimes;
"i'm bored and want to go home and watch buffy".
"brutally slaying the under-age prostitute"