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Paris Hilton

fullerov [Edit] [Delete] 28 replies 13:14, 4 May '07

actually could be going to jail.

Person least equipped to survive in county?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/05/03/hilton.driving.ap/index.html

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  • Celebs don't go to jail

    she'll do some community service

    cunt | 4 May '07, 13:16 | X
  • It's ok, they'll make it into a 'hilarious' tv show.

    doubtful | 4 May '07, 13:18 | X
    • I would watch this

      starshaped @doubtful | 4 May '07, 13:22 | X
      • ^^^ this

        it may even rival Hogan Knows Best as my favourite reality show.

        olegrich @starshaped | 4 May '07, 14:49 | X
  • would

    bobj | 4 May '07, 13:19 | X
  • I have a version of

    Paris Hilton's cuddley dog, Tinkerbell.

    Useless fact for you there.

    Kayleia | 4 May '07, 13:19 | X
    • real or fake?

      those dogs are evil.

      harru @Kayleia | 4 May '07, 13:20 | X
      • Fake

        it's the softest cuddly toy in the entire world.

        Kayleia @harru | 4 May '07, 13:22 | X
  • she deserves it !

    lyle | 4 May '07, 13:21 | X
  • i would love her to come out of jail covered in muscles and tattoos

    and then snap LA twig girls like bread stick.

    keiths_tele | 4 May '07, 13:25 | X
    • someone has a fetish

      cunt @keiths_tele | 4 May '07, 13:25 | X
      • phwoar

        http://tinyurl.com/kqha

        keiths_tele @cunt | 4 May '07, 13:32 | X
  • .

    Some people say to me that she is pretty fit and they wouldn’t mind sticking one up her.

    Personally I can’t see it myself and I don’t think I would.

    No wait that’s a lie…..I most definitely would. Dirty little bitch :)

    jammin | 4 May '07, 13:26 | X
    • I srsly wouldn't

      all I'd be able to think of is poor old Preston walking off Buzzcocks in a hufflepuff.

      hendonturnstile26 @jammin | 4 May '07, 13:29 | X
    • you could probably leave your roohyplol at home from what i hear

      keiths_tele @jammin | 4 May '07, 13:33 | X
  • i would love to 'hatefuck'

    paris hilton.

    is that wrong?

    Dagnammit | 4 May '07, 15:42 | X
    • she probably wouldnt

      feel it

      bobj @Dagnammit | 4 May '07, 16:28 | X
  • http://www.parishiltonautopsy.com/

    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2229

    (y)

    staz | 4 May '07, 17:06 | X
  • mega lolz

    jailed for 45 days!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6624223.stm

    also - she starts her sentence in June? what is that all about? ok you're going to jail, just turn up in about a month mmkay?

    harru | 5 May '07, 02:53 | X
    • ha.

      anyone seen the south park episode ripping into paris hilton? where she opens a little whore shop and the eight yr old girls start dressing up like her? best bit is when her dog tinkerbell commits suicide.

      chrispy @harru | 5 May '07, 03:16 | X
      • YES...

        Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset...

        the commentary on the dvd is brilliant...

        I_Are_Scientist @chrispy | 5 May '07, 11:41 | X
      • Yeah

        Saw that last night. Brilliant.

        therapyrock @chrispy | 5 May '07, 12:39 | X
    • sounds fair to me !

      lyle @harru | 5 May '07, 11:53 | X
    • It's because

      She has a month to appeal her sentence; or she can surrender to the courts now and go to jail for 45 days.

      So basically, her lawyers have got a month to decide how much money they need to hand over to reduce her sentence to a PR-friendly stint of Community Service.

      badmanreturns @harru | 5 May '07, 16:23 | X
  • I had a dream about Paris Hilton

    She was a guest on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross and I was in the audience, and we got on *really* well. The Ross started talking to her, and I was like "Wtf, Ross?!" Actually, it might have been Chantelle Preston. I genuinely don't remember which it was.

    Zapsta | 5 May '07, 03:40 | X
  • LA county

    does about 22 days on a county year. She'll be out in 4 days. But that's gonna be one heckcava long 4 days. ha!

    oceanRain | 5 May '07, 17:24 | X
  • Does this mean she'll finally STFU?

    .

    matt | 5 May '07, 20:21 | X
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