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actually could be going to jail.
Person least equipped to survive in county?
she'll do some community service
it may even rival Hogan Knows Best as my favourite reality show.
Paris Hilton's cuddley dog, Tinkerbell.
Useless fact for you there.
those dogs are evil.
it's the softest cuddly toy in the entire world.
and then snap LA twig girls like bread stick.
Some people say to me that she is pretty fit and they wouldn’t mind sticking one up her.
Personally I can’t see it myself and I don’t think I would.
No wait that’s a lie…..I most definitely would. Dirty little bitch :)
all I'd be able to think of is poor old Preston walking off Buzzcocks in a hufflepuff.
is that wrong?
jailed for 45 days!
also - she starts her sentence in June? what is that all about? ok you're going to jail, just turn up in about a month mmkay?
anyone seen the south park episode ripping into paris hilton? where she opens a little whore shop and the eight yr old girls start dressing up like her? best bit is when her dog tinkerbell commits suicide.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset...
the commentary on the dvd is brilliant...
Saw that last night. Brilliant.
She has a month to appeal her sentence; or she can surrender to the courts now and go to jail for 45 days.
So basically, her lawyers have got a month to decide how much money they need to hand over to reduce her sentence to a PR-friendly stint of Community Service.
She was a guest on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross and I was in the audience, and we got on *really* well. The Ross started talking to her, and I was like "Wtf, Ross?!" Actually, it might have been Chantelle Preston. I genuinely don't remember which it was.
does about 22 days on a county year. She'll be out in 4 days. But that's gonna be one heckcava long 4 days. ha!