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Can't wait till his book comes out.
by watching the results of the scottish election
for 2 hours till i fall asleep.
i'll be doing well to hear the first result.
maybe i could just watch that, factor up the swing to all other constituencies and then go to bed assuming i know the result. in fact, why do they count all the votes when they could just do that, you dont need to count ALL the votes, you know like the americans do, much better stories that way.
"bad weather has stopped the count at the western isles" so we wont know that until lunchtime tomorrow.
i'll save them the bother. the lib dems one that one.
SNP, i always get mixed up with the different islands.
What a travesty.
am I supposed to be the basil fawlty to your....well Manuel?
I used to be in there.
stress the USED.
It's a daily thing i do.
yesterday two of my favs were me and you
In a tree
It's not the same as the Fullerov seal of approval, but it's a foot back on the ladder. Also, I'm bored too.
"The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics."
- Christopher Hitchens
Sounds like an ideal afternoon. Hitchens is turning into a right old grumpus.
Chuck some football in there and that's pretty much all I live for.
now order them in preference.
Go for a picnic in a secluded spot, crack open the champagne, feed each other lobster from our fingers, then get it on. Repeat until you run out of fizz, food or energy.
Now make it read like a mills and boon novel. Top marks for flowery language.
it would have gone on over two and a half pages and included phrases like "sucked hungrily at his shellfishy fingers" and "pushed at her puckered delicate flower". I'm getting carried away now, though, so I'll stop.
pah. have to pack. night night y'all.