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more visible when I'm outside?
I'm having trouble seeing it at the moment :(
You're just trying to make things harder for yourself.
got a point. Stay inside, where your laptop is.
I think that was the point you were making, wasn't it bamos?
just to clarify, if you want to see it clearly you should be outside with it.
That's alright, don't mention it
open your eyes
open your laptop
7:30 Thursday 03 may @ the Cock in Hand
DJ set from Bastard_Cat.
10GBP for entry, 5 pounds and a fist up the arse in the gents for concessions.
and to think I invented a dance with you :(
(butt) cheek to cheek
as the way you look t'shite
Always be-leaving your hole!
but I'll still be laughing as they frog march me off the premises! :D
i like it, uh-huh uh-huh
I also forgot to type 'in the dungle'.
The word 'dungle' is my new favourite word.
And she Buuuurns like the runs.
if not attach.
Also turn it so the sun doesnt hit the screen directly.
There's so much better things to do outside...
so I can have a wank in the back garden.
to be suggesting some sort of laptop balaclava...
HEY EVEYONE, LOOK AT ME AND MY OUTDOOR LAPTOP!
COME AND BEAT ME UP!
closing down on his hands. I AM YOUR COMPUTER, I WILL EAT YOUR FINGERS.
I very much doubt it.
ain't she? By which I mean looking at child porn.
Drop the kids off at school and be safe from all those prying eyes on the High Street with the all new, all really-cheap-metal sunshade!
there's children you can see for free all over the place.
THE MAN'S ARM, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
I'm so Columbo.
Man, that laptop screen is SO Columbo.
man, have you seen my new trainers? They're so Moorse.
or I'll get all dalziel and pascoe on you!
I'm, like, so fucking Marple these days you wouldn't mess.
but I'm way too bergerac for you, matey boy!
we'd need some sort of poi-rota though.
to get everyone on ironside.
NHS glasses, check
Shirt with pen pockets, check
OH NOES I FORGOT MY LAPTOP SHADE!
i was going to suggest yours, but with the drawback that you need to double the brightness setting on your computer which obviously fucks the monitor faster.
using my bamofilter (TM) I successfully negotiated all the crap that posted.
I found that plugging it in helped the most and whilst not perfect, I can just about see what's going on here and play on Football Manager.
The rest of you can kiss my grits.
if you can't see them then you're not worthy to kiss them.
we're like one big happy family in that respect!
good wrok team...
When I'm League One champion with Swansea City.
and put my face really close to the screen.
I'm going to punch you right in the buster browns.
Can I let it be known that my final wish is for this thread to be read at the funeral, with each poster playing himself, and my part being read by a famous actor of the board's choosing.
can you dig out the bird-pun thread for my funeral?
If meths dies, he gets a no-reply jag thread from the Announcements board.
Thems the breaks.
when you die, yes!
a struggle of a white trash kid who lives in trailor park and fiddles with dead people called "meths"
(are they both dead now?)
I hope their gravestones have those balaclava screens on though, so we can read them outside.
A trifle inappropriate, I thought.
piece of bread. You just can't see it from here. Anyone got anything that could help me see it?
Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?
It took me years to write will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be an underside reader
that'd be totally Frost!
should do the trick.
I think you can get cheapo versions on t'ebay though.
Didn't he score the winning points in the European Ice Hockey championships for the Czech Republic?
Starving Incestuous Locksmiths
The Holocaust Wore Tights
@ The Auld Cock Inn, Hand
7am start, £35 dollars, 20p mini-milks
GOOD MORNING, HAND!