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Kevin
The guy I sit opposite in the office found £20 on the floor in Tesco. He picked it up, walked to the counter, handed it in and said "I think someone has lost this".
Very honest of him I think.
How many people on here would have done the same?????
nope
I'd have kept it
...which is exactly what the cashier he gave it to will do
I wouldn't
not me
I possibly would if I could afford to.
You know Kevin too?!??!!!?
Tell him the crabster says hey!
He said
can you give him that Chris de Burgh album back?
I'd have put it in the nearest charity box
who you trying to impress?
me?
Yes
why do you never notice me?
In other news, of course I wouldn't. I'm as low as they come.
nope
not me
In a shop yes
in a street probably not.
I'm sure
try paddling
honest yes,
stupid, yes.
if you lost a twenty would you go round looking for it? chances are, no.
so, the acne ridden teenager who was handed it, will keep it.
nah
I might've slipped over on that twenty. Would the person who carelsess dropped it there have owned up so I can sue them? I think not. That twenty is mine.
He is very silly
Earlier he was telling me about the Tampax song he and his mates sing when their out.
I told him I feel embarrassed for him
no he hasn't
isn't that the point of this whole thread?
I would, and have done that.
You'll learn young 'un, you'll learn
I'd be worried that I was on some sort of
CCTV stitch up show. I would probably hand it in.
so what if it is
just keep the money and don't give them permission to put you on tv
but then I'd be a fuzzy person
that if you squint you can still recognise.
I'd have kept it.
and I would've bragged to all my friends and co-workers about it!
Totally
You wouldn't have been able to shut me up about that £20 I found blah blah blah.
Then they'd have made me buy the round.
Ah well
you can afford it, you're twenty quid up.
Kevin's friends are going thirsty!
Exactly
A few pints, and what the heck! I'm feeling flush! I might even get the Dry Roasted in as well.
good lad!
and, with a bit of luck, you're left with enough change for the pool table!
£20 notes. You don't realise how good they are until you've got one.
KEVIN!!!
*springs forward from aeroplane seat"
See I was thinking more along the lines of Roland Rat
I'm just glad no-one's mentioned
Harry Enfield . . .
Why? Has he lost £20?
No, silly
he's just not funny anymore!
And he had to pay £20 to find it out?
LOADSAMONEY!
Sounds like Geoffrey Boycott to me
No
he'd say LOADSAMONEY!
wasn;t she talking about Kevin The Teenager?
LOADSAMONEY!
indeed I was
LOADSAMONEY!
I'd have bought
a crate of Strongbow
scumbag
not everyone
who drinks cider is a tramp
can you back that up with proof?
I am not a tramp
I've had tests to confirm it.
*vests
I drink cider
I was referring to your lack of morals. Quite frankly you disgust me.
Kaka >>> Morals
dickhead
thats what kevin told you!
it was probably you who dropped it!
I hope
you die in an M3 pile-up
!
for £20 you could get at least 6 bottles!
Or
two boxes = 6 litres = 8 bottles
I like the way you think
*move
two boxes
it is then
nope
i've about £50 richer this life for having not been honest. hooray!
:)
your FACE
is poorer for having been BORN
The debate really shuold be..
Is Kevin honest.. or stupid?
I'd have kept it.