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inventions...
that were supposed to help but havent really -
microwave meals. cheap quick alternative to cooking, actually pumping us (well, poor people and students) full of additives, sugar and salt. any other suggestions?
that were supposed to help but havent really -
microwave meals. cheap quick alternative to cooking, actually pumping us (well, poor people and students) full of additives, sugar and salt. any other suggestions?
biros?
I love biros
skateboards?
holepunchers?
im not sure
youve really grasped the concept here
microwaves are great
you can defront bread products (sorry PocketMouse) really quickly.
i love defronting
hey look! gunty made a spelling mistake and now I'm mocking him for it using my superior wit and intellygence
microchips
presumably intended to make machines and therefore workplaces more efficient, have in fact lead to the rise of the internet and people* doing nothing at work all day.
*people other than me of course
microwave meals?
but they are good (meaning bad for you). but they aint cheap.
i have to limit myself to 2 a fortnight, so as not to overspend on food.
Home cooked food tastes so much nicer
Do you want to employ me as your chef, John?
it does!
but i have no time :(
i could employ you as a chef... but i couldnt afford to pay you...
Fair enough
You should buy me a pint next weekend for thinking of it though ;)
i might be able to stretch to that ;)
especially as i am still "with job".
i like buying sliced bread
it saves me the effort of having to cut it. and i can make a tasty snack quickly with the grilling device, or 'toaster', or i can just eat it straight out of the packet with butter or margarine, and some kind of spread! :D
ready meals - poor people?!
ready meals are expensive. it's usally much cheaper to make something yourself than buy it as a ready meal.
good call
- america too?
+5 indie points!
the iraq war?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
hmmm
did anyone ever think that was a good idea?
electric tin openers
Audioslave
so
drivers 0 - squirrels 1?
JOEY
trouser presses
clear plastic packaging.
steamers
oooh
and bowkers