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Titus Bramble. Game over.
Sorry, my bad.
Akinbiyi is a given though.
was great last night, shut the hell up. Better than Bramble was last night.
He's been a rock in Stokes defence all season, they had the best defensive record in the league before he came to Reading and i think his performances this season for us have been pretty damn good
He was shite at Leeds then?
..he's playing pretty well for us at the moment
Trevor Benjamin beats Ade Akinbiyi surely?
The sight of him chasing after Ade Akinbiyi after he'd finally scored for Leicester never fails to make me laugh. The commmentary of "miracles DO happen" was ace as well.
a Julio Baptista. And before you all say 'he has talent, good season in Spain etc etc', I don't give a shit. He has been an absolute disgrace this season. Bramble was once a highly rated prospect, and I would wager he has had a better season than Baptista.
out the two.
although pound for pound, sheva cost £30 mill!
a few months where he played really well...
Sadly, he's gone back to how we was at the start of the season.
Bramble is nicknamed 'worst footballer in premier league history-boots"
'Richard, do you know why they call him the Beast? Because he is full of bullshit'
thats why we got rid of him
Seriously, I've NEVER seen him play well.
he played well aginst us a couple of times for Bolton, the cunt.
has his good days.
weekend before last
I heard them talking on the radio about how he was quite good though. I'm suspicious. I'd have to see for myself - It doesn't really sound very plausible.
He's utterly useless. He even made bumsong look gifted...
NO WAY !
and I have seen Igor Stepanovs in action.
He even made me regret Leboeuf...
could play a bit.
he used to be good at long balls, whereas boumsong could not play an accurate pass if his life depended on it.
Juventus bought him. (megalolz).
actual game over
after the 2002 world cup when Parma and Inter Milan came in for him because he was on a free?! Amazing. He ended up going to West ham didn't he?
He's looked proper special needs in the last few games.
even when he scored 4 against liverpool he still looked pretty shit. The man is a clown, a cunt, and possibly the most infuriating footballer I have ever seen.
Bjorn Tore Kvarme
will go with Mark Gonzalez
as Craig Bellamy has been...
so I raise you an Ibrahima Bakayoko
Probably the shittest player on earth and always the first to shit it/let the team down when the going gets tough.
If anyone says "model professional" or "decent work ethic" have yourself a virtual punch in the face coz if you can't pass the ball, tackle or score then what sort of fucking footballer are you? a monumentally shit one.
Still a Red.
now that's a shit player !
in champ manager circa 2000 though.
I remember one Championship Manager where he was the best striker in the game! Totally forgot Liverpool actually signed him in real life and he was terrible.
Has anyone said Stephane Guivarch yet?
<Ronaldo beats 8 men and flicks an inspired pass out wide>
QUICK! RUN! Damn, ran it out for a goal kick.
Repeat. All match.
So he's basically asking worst player this season, and he's definitely up there.
And from what I've seen Nigel Reo-Coker hasn't been too special either...
worst right back in the prem. fact.
and, according to a Hammers supporting mate, has an ego the size of Upton Park.
I loved the Barca link last season. I do think he'll be a good defender, but he's not his brother.
i'd forgotten about old Jar-Jar. Useless cunt.
rocket ronny rosenthal
Up the spurs.
and paolo tramezzani
DL: Phil Neville
DC: Jean Alain Boumsong
DC: Igor Stepanovs
DR: Ruel Fox
ML: Quinton Fortune
MC: Tomas Brolin
MC: Itzak Zohar
MR: Helder Postiga
FC: Savo Milosovic
FC: Jason Lee
Manager: Christian Gross
out of this.
GK : Massimo Taibi
DC : Pascal Cygan
FC : Uwe Rosler
FC : Samassi Abou
Players selected on account of their transfer fee / reputation / amount of appearances while being shite.
just select any Newcastle players from the last 15 years.
must be Bernard Diomede, no ?