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Slicky - How you feeling?!
the midwife said she reckons it'll be more like the 20th May I pop, despite being engaged so am preparing for another few weeks of waiting waiting!
your facial hair must be extra potent.
How do you both feel about this?
That's exciting! How long have you been together?!
reaction is :O
once zxcvbnm just looked at me and i got pregnant
everytime he has a new paternity suit.
And since when look is used for talking of sex ?
= My automtatic and swift response when people announce they are pregnant.
Leads to some awkward scenes, especially when family is involved
*delete as applicable
but I didn't have the guts. Well done joey.
and asked how they felt about it, before issuing congrats.
Well there are potentially many many internet uncles and aunts here
but you also asked if they had any names yet.
I'm sure that wouldn't be the first thing I did when I found out...
the Harry Potter books to get idea's for names.
wut are you last names? it has to match that. You realise that you could start a mega thread with name suggestions.
he/she will be a bit like jesus..........although any wise men coming from the east will be a bit soggy
that kind of nullifies it.
if you feel prepared and things, then this is really awesome. but i could understand why it wouldnt be.
it's okay though, she's got a doctors note for when she misses some school.
SHE'S ONLY DONE IT TO GET OUT OF P.E.!!! BLOODY WOMEN'S PROBLEMS!!!!
a great way of describing pregnancy.
"shut up darling, i dont care about your womens problems. just go and have it!"
Congratulations, you fertile northerners!
It's Dalkins, I think.
I like babies, I like them more than anything in the world.
when is it due?
Congratulations man. I eagerly await pictures of a bearded baby
good luck and congratulations.
that's pretty exciting.
Although I like it. Godfather Dalkin.
"It happened about three weeks ago, when I was considering trying out some nu stylez in the sexing department. Luckily, I didn't pull out this time and as a sperm receptacle, cera's vagina was superb and kept it all in there! I then propped her up on her shoulders with her legs in the air to ensure my little tadpoles of love swum up the right paths, and one of them must have found the egg.
"The fact that cera passed out when all the blood ran to her head is irrelevant!
"I'm hoping for a boy so I can take him clay pigeon shooting."
i was unsure of those options too. But I'm going for hooray. Because any thread with a Chk Chk Chk in it, must be a HOORAY thread.
Personally, I'd interpret the chk chk chk as running a very fine line between shock and excitement
on an internet forum if it wasn't something he was in some way or form pleased about.
A good sign then.
so romantic an experience...
even i feel violated by that
so maybe thats fair enough
I'm laughing so hard.
And stuff and that.
You can't use The Incredible Hulk as a name though, that is taken
Ho is Razorlit?
I nned wee
Once I killered a man, seriously
that baby is going to be well hard.
No one is going to mess with your kid.
He vomited and then swallowed it again.
I'll stop now
'Baby of the board' so to speak? Two disers making a DiSbaby?
you better both still be going to leeds! I hear that baby's develop music taste according to what they hear in the womb!
i was worried!
talk about tempting fate!
you know, wanting to see peoples reactions?
i wrote him a worried pm but he text me before he got it and he admitted it was a joke.
In that case. YOU told Josh and spoiled the joke.
now everyone can say what they really thought! I'm sure "congrats" was not the first thing to go through people's heads.
"I wonder whether sexybum is wondering about what starshaped is thinking"
what if it is a double-bluff?
I tell TWO people that it's a joke and not one of them keep their mouths shut. Or fingers away from the keyboard or whatever.
We we're going to let on soon enough!
I'm dissappointed in you both.
except jasmine last night.
and she guessed it was a joke first.
im proper good at keeping secrets really.
He told the DiS world.
I knew for a few hours, I was just stringing you along a bit.
im not telling you anything else i dont want other people to hear!
That you wanted to be kept secret I have done! Besides you told Jasmine...
do you still love me?
I'm not angry, just disappointed.
It's probably quite a bad reflection on Cera & Dalkin that it was universally believed....
Albert Park is only next door man, there's plenty.
it's ridiculously common for young girls to get pregnant these days, even the ones you would have thought would be 'careful' so very easy to believe.
and is around my age. I might be wrong, but I can't recall anyone.
really high teenage pregancy rates.
There's fuck all else to do.
James, you slay me.
on your LIE.
but i realised it's quite a long thread and it is conceivable that people wouldn't read to the bottom.
That was pretty poor taste.
I was about to ring you and give you an earbashing you cock.
Incidently kids, if you wish to avoid unwanted pregnancies why not try earbashing?