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Cera's Pregnant

Dalkin [Edit] [Delete] 152 replies 11:51, 1 May '07

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  • ?????

    Hannah82 | 1 May '07, 11:54 | X
    • Sorry that was me

      being shocked!
      Congratualations!
      Slicky - How you feeling?!

      Hannah82 @Hannah82 | 1 May '07, 11:55 | X
      • big

        round
        waddly
        happy

        the midwife said she reckons it'll be more like the 20th May I pop, despite being engaged so am preparing for another few weeks of waiting waiting!

        Slicky @Hannah82 | 1 May '07, 11:57 | X
  • wows

    congratulations!

    Slicky | 1 May '07, 11:55 | X
  • wow

    your facial hair must be extra potent.

    keiths_tele | 1 May '07, 11:56 | X
  • any names?

    yet.

    How do you both feel about this?

    creakyknees | 1 May '07, 11:57 | X
  • congratulations!!!

    sadpunk | 1 May '07, 11:58 | X
  • Woah!

    That's exciting! How long have you been together?!

    smilingcrazylady | 1 May '07, 12:01 | X
  • Holy fuck!

    :O

    james_delve | 1 May '07, 12:02 | X
  • My only

    reaction is :O

    JacobJones | 1 May '07, 12:02 | X
  • This place is like a fucking fertility spring

    bamos | 1 May '07, 12:02 | X
    • I hope not!

      starshaped @bamos | 1 May '07, 12:03 | X
      • you wish...

        lyle @HalluxValgus | 1 May '07, 12:04 | X
        • i swear

          once zxcvbnm just looked at me and i got pregnant

          IndieAndy_Jones @lyle | 1 May '07, 12:05 | X
          • i heard that he has to create a new zxcvbnmn account

            everytime he has a new paternity suit.

            keiths_tele @IndieAndy_Jones | 1 May '07, 12:06 | X
            • Is that what he wears to get people pregnant?

              bamos @keiths_tele | 1 May '07, 12:08 | X
          • that was only in your head.

            And since when look is used for talking of sex ?

            lyle @IndieAndy_Jones | 1 May '07, 12:09 | X
          • :)

            good work

            IndieAndy_Jones @jasminepearson | 1 May '07, 12:26 | X
          • I didn't do it.

            = My automtatic and swift response when people announce they are pregnant.

            Leads to some awkward scenes, especially when family is involved

            fullerov @lyle | 1 May '07, 12:06 | X
          • woah!

            congrats

            doubtful | 1 May '07, 12:05 | X
          • Congratulations!

            olegrich | 1 May '07, 12:06 | X
          • Congratulations/Commiserations*

            *delete as applicable

            joeymahone | 1 May '07, 12:10 | X
            • I was going to do a similar thing

              but I didn't have the guts. Well done joey.

              olegrich @joeymahone | 1 May '07, 12:11 | X
              • i'm similary cowardly

                keiths_tele @olegrich | 1 May '07, 13:14 | X
            • ^^this

              alcxxk @joeymahone | 1 May '07, 12:14 | X
              • I was more tactful ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                and asked how they felt about it, before issuing congrats.

                Well there are potentially many many internet uncles and aunts here

                creakyknees @alcxxk | 1 May '07, 12:16 | X
                • Yeah

                  but you also asked if they had any names yet.

                  I'm sure that wouldn't be the first thing I did when I found out...

                  james_delve @creakyknees | 1 May '07, 12:18 | X
                  • We read

                    the Harry Potter books to get idea's for names.

                    Dalkin @james_delve | 1 May '07, 12:20 | X
                    • hurrah! ? so you're up for it?

                      wut are you last names? it has to match that. You realise that you could start a mega thread with name suggestions.

                      creakyknees @Dalkin | 1 May '07, 12:25 | X
                      • imagine being an internet legend before you're born

                        he/she will be a bit like jesus..........although any wise men coming from the east will be a bit soggy

                        creakyknees @creakyknees | 1 May '07, 12:26 | X
                  • good point,

                    that kind of nullifies it.

                    creakyknees @james_delve | 1 May '07, 12:22 | X
            • ^this

              if you feel prepared and things, then this is really awesome. but i could understand why it wouldnt be.

              Heliotrope @joeymahone | 1 May '07, 13:25 | X
          • isnt she like 13?

            meths | 1 May '07, 12:14 | X
            • 11*

              james_delve @meths | 1 May '07, 12:14 | X
            • Yeah

              it's okay though, she's got a doctors note for when she misses some school.

              Dalkin @meths | 1 May '07, 12:15 | X
              • thank god for that

                meths @Dalkin | 1 May '07, 12:16 | X
              • :)

                SHE'S ONLY DONE IT TO GET OUT OF P.E.!!! BLOODY WOMEN'S PROBLEMS!!!!

                bamos @Dalkin | 1 May '07, 12:18 | X
                • ^^^^^^^

                  a great way of describing pregnancy.

                  "shut up darling, i dont care about your womens problems. just go and have it!"

                  meths @bamos | 1 May '07, 12:18 | X
          • Congratulations

            TheoGB | 1 May '07, 12:16 | X
          • Blimey!

            Congratulations, you fertile northerners!

            thewarn | 1 May '07, 12:17 | X
            • I'm pregnant too.

              It's Dalkins, I think.

              james_delve @thewarn | 1 May '07, 12:18 | X
              • ;)

                Dalkin @james_delve | 1 May '07, 12:22 | X
          • Congratulations.

            I like babies, I like them more than anything in the world.

            _antilovesong | 1 May '07, 12:18 | X
          • so..

            when is it due?

            Slicky | 1 May '07, 12:24 | X
            • it's not a race slicky!

              IndieAndy_Jones @Slicky | 1 May '07, 12:26 | X
          • !

            Congratulations man. I eagerly await pictures of a bearded baby

            dove_from_above | 1 May '07, 12:40 | X
            • OPERATION ORE

              OPERATION PHWOAR.

              bamos @dove_from_above | 1 May '07, 12:43 | X
          • Wow!

            good luck and congratulations.
            that's pretty exciting.

            fihiki | 1 May '07, 12:47 | X
          • Surely that's their choice?

            Although I like it. Godfather Dalkin.

            bamos @MC_Dynamite | 1 May '07, 12:55 | X
            • What else can he tell us?!

              "It happened about three weeks ago, when I was considering trying out some nu stylez in the sexing department. Luckily, I didn't pull out this time and as a sperm receptacle, cera's vagina was superb and kept it all in there! I then propped her up on her shoulders with her legs in the air to ensure my little tadpoles of love swum up the right paths, and one of them must have found the egg.

              "The fact that cera passed out when all the blood ran to her head is irrelevant!

              "I'm hoping for a boy so I can take him clay pigeon shooting."

              bamos @wishpig | 1 May '07, 13:12 | X
              • HOORAY!

                i was unsure of those options too. But I'm going for hooray. Because any thread with a Chk Chk Chk in it, must be a HOORAY thread.

                HOORAY!

                ImageChange @wishpig | 1 May '07, 13:16 | X
                • I'm not so sure

                  Personally, I'd interpret the chk chk chk as running a very fine line between shock and excitement

                  dove_from_above @ImageChange | 1 May '07, 13:18 | X
                  • Agreed but Yay! and Congrats

                    :)

                    bunique @dove_from_above | 1 May '07, 13:20 | X
                    • I don't see why he'd post it

                      on an internet forum if it wasn't something he was in some way or form pleased about.

                      PocketMouse @bunique | 1 May '07, 13:21 | X
                • Dalkin gave !!! an 8/10 rating.

                  A good sign then.

                  lyle @wishpig | 1 May '07, 13:19 | X
                • you make it

                  so romantic an experience...

                  lyle @bamos | 1 May '07, 13:16 | X
                • blimey bamos

                  even i feel violated by that

                  creakyknees @bamos | 1 May '07, 14:38 | X
                  • although that was in reply to schpig

                    so maybe thats fair enough

                    creakyknees @creakyknees | 1 May '07, 14:39 | X
                • this is up there with your finest hours

                  I'm laughing so hard.

                  lemonbrickcombo @bamos | 1 May '07, 14:46 | X
                • any idea idea on who the father is?

                  sharp_yet_blunt | 1 May '07, 13:12 | X
                • Congratulations and well done!

                  And stuff and that.

                  You can't use The Incredible Hulk as a name though, that is taken

                  Bastard_cat | 1 May '07, 13:23 | X
                • WTF OMG

                  whats happening?

                  Johnny_Cashew2 | 1 May '07, 14:12 | X
                • Early contenders for it's name:

                  Sean Roberts
                  WUT BUBBLE
                  Ho is Razorlit?
                  I nned wee

                  John_Brainlove | 1 May '07, 14:41 | X
                  • WUMP

                    werk @John_Brainlove | 1 May '07, 14:42 | X
                    • Lemonshark

                      Crablin

                      Deltasound @werk | 1 May '07, 14:43 | X
                      • you smely nice

                        ricky otto
                        circlejerk

                        chuff @Deltasound | 1 May '07, 14:44 | X
                        • Family crest:

                          Once I killered a man, seriously

                          Deltasound @chuff | 1 May '07, 14:46 | X
                      • Mint

                        lemonbrickcombo @Deltasound | 1 May '07, 14:47 | X
                • with you two as parents

                  that baby is going to be well hard.
                  No one is going to mess with your kid.

                  creakyknees | 1 May '07, 14:42 | X
                  • You're talking about Andy Dalkin

                    right?

                    james_delve @creakyknees | 1 May '07, 14:47 | X
                    • He did actually.

                      He vomited and then swallowed it again.

                      james_delve @MC_Dynamite | 1 May '07, 15:52 | X
                      • Call it Johnno Coleman

                        I'll stop now

                        Johnny_Cashew2 @james_delve | 2 May '07, 14:33 | X
                      • Will this be the first

                        'Baby of the board' so to speak? Two disers making a DiSbaby?

                        Deltasound | 1 May '07, 14:44 | X
                        • a DiSby

                          lemonbrickcombo @Deltasound | 1 May '07, 14:51 | X
                        • the mission to forget marcofella

                          continues

                          -Raz- @Deltasound | 1 May '07, 14:56 | X
                          • marco will never be

                            forgotten !

                            lyle @-Raz- | 1 May '07, 15:51 | X
                      • Congratulations!

                        you better both still be going to leeds! I hear that baby's develop music taste according to what they hear in the womb!

                        lemonbrickcombo | 1 May '07, 14:47 | X
                        • Congrats!

                          xxx

                          MirriLondon @lemonbrickcombo | 1 May '07, 14:50 | X
                          • Thanks! But I'm not having a baby!

                            lemonbrickcombo @MirriLondon | 1 May '07, 14:55 | X
                      • You twat.

                        james_delve @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 14:40 | X
                      • i told him he was evil for this joke

                        i was worried!

                        sophiacherryx @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 14:40 | X
                        • jeez

                          talk about tempting fate!

                          Darcy @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 14:41 | X
                          • maybe he was testing the water

                            you know, wanting to see peoples reactions?

                            james_delve @Darcy | 2 May '07, 14:42 | X
                        • did he tell you it was a joke too?

                          james_delve @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 14:41 | X
                          • I was talking to Sophia!

                            james_delve @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 14:42 | X
                            • yeah

                              i wrote him a worried pm but he text me before he got it and he admitted it was a joke.

                              sophiacherryx @james_delve | 2 May '07, 14:45 | X
                              • Ahh. right.

                                In that case. YOU told Josh and spoiled the joke.

                                :-)

                                james_delve @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 14:46 | X
                                • oh roight ok yes

                                  ; )

                                  sophiacherryx @james_delve | 2 May '07, 15:01 | X
                            • My goodsex story, wasted :(

                              bamos @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 14:41 | X
                              • Let's see if I can have some banter here

                                (thread dies)

                                prole-art-threat @bamos | 2 May '07, 14:42 | X
                              • tell it anyway!

                                sophiacherryx @bamos | 2 May '07, 14:45 | X
                                • ^ Up there somewhere, n00b

                                  bamos @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 14:47 | X
                              • well if it was a joke

                                now everyone can say what they really thought! I'm sure "congrats" was not the first thing to go through people's heads.

                                starshaped | 2 May '07, 14:47 | X
                                • mine was

                                  "I wonder whether sexybum is wondering about what starshaped is thinking"

                                  bamos @HalluxValgus | 2 May '07, 14:48 | X
                                  • you'll always be sexybum

                                    to me.

                                    starshaped @HalluxValgus | 2 May '07, 14:52 | X
                                  • but

                                    what if it is a double-bluff?

                                    james_delve @starshaped | 2 May '07, 14:48 | X
                                    • haha.

                                      HAHA.

                                      Parsefone | 2 May '07, 15:06 | X
                                    • My god

                                      I tell TWO people that it's a joke and not one of them keep their mouths shut. Or fingers away from the keyboard or whatever.

                                      We we're going to let on soon enough!

                                      I'm dissappointed in you both.

                                      Dalkin | 2 May '07, 18:48 | X
                                      • I SWEAR I DIDNT TELL!

                                        except jasmine last night.

                                        sophiacherryx @Dalkin | 2 May '07, 18:49 | X
                                        • but that doesnt count cos i told her as my bumchum not a disser

                                          and she guessed it was a joke first.

                                          im proper good at keeping secrets really.

                                          sophiacherryx @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 18:49 | X
                                          • actually yeah, I only told Josh!

                                            He told the DiS world.

                                            BLAME HIM!

                                            james_delve @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 18:50 | X
                                            • Not quite as soon as.

                                              I knew for a few hours, I was just stringing you along a bit.

                                              james_delve @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 18:53 | X
                                              • :O

                                                im not telling you anything else i dont want other people to hear!

                                                sophiacherryx @james_delve | 2 May '07, 18:54 | X
                                                • Anything you've ever told me

                                                  That you wanted to be kept secret I have done! Besides you told Jasmine...

                                                  james_delve @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 19:06 | X
                                            • :(

                                              do you still love me?

                                              james_delve @Dalkin | 2 May '07, 18:49 | X
                                              • Of course

                                                I'm not angry, just disappointed.

                                                Dalkin @james_delve | 2 May '07, 18:52 | X
                                            • haha.

                                              HAHA.

                                              Parsefone @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 18:51 | X
                                            • You are a funny man!*

                                              *woman

                                              Dalkin @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 18:51 | X
                                              • You know,

                                                It's probably quite a bad reflection on Cera & Dalkin that it was universally believed....

                                                PocketMouse | 2 May '07, 18:51 | X
                                                • fucking sluts, the pair of em.

                                                  james_delve @PocketMouse | 2 May '07, 18:52 | X
                                                  • Yes

                                                    Albert Park is only next door man, there's plenty.

                                                    Dalkin @MC_Dynamite | 2 May '07, 18:55 | X
                                                    • OR

                                                      it's ridiculously common for young girls to get pregnant these days, even the ones you would have thought would be 'careful' so very easy to believe.

                                                      sophiacherryx @PocketMouse | 2 May '07, 18:52 | X
                                                      • I don't think I know anyone who's been pregnant

                                                        and is around my age. I might be wrong, but I can't recall anyone.

                                                        PocketMouse @sophiacherryx | 2 May '07, 18:53 | X
                                                        • But we live in Teesside

                                                          really high teenage pregancy rates.

                                                          There's fuck all else to do.

                                                          james_delve @PocketMouse | 2 May '07, 18:53 | X
                                                          • 'Fuck all else'

                                                            James, you slay me.

                                                            Dalkin @james_delve | 2 May '07, 18:54 | X
                                                            • what, like with an axe?

                                                              james_delve @Dalkin | 2 May '07, 19:05 | X
                                                    • OMG!

                                                      Congratulations!

                                                      Rose-Kitten | 2 May '07, 20:59 | X
                                                      • haha.

                                                        HAHA.

                                                        Parsefone @Rose-Kitten | 2 May '07, 21:02 | X
                                                      • Congratulations

                                                        on your LIE.

                                                        _antilovesong @Rose-Kitten | 2 May '07, 21:04 | X
                                                      • ..

                                                        fishplums @Rose-Kitten | 2 May '07, 21:05 | X
                                                      • i was going to do this

                                                        but i realised it's quite a long thread and it is conceivable that people wouldn't read to the bottom.

                                                        jp100 @Rose-Kitten | 2 May '07, 21:08 | X
                                                        • Dalkin dude

                                                          That was pretty poor taste.

                                                          I was about to ring you and give you an earbashing you cock.

                                                          Incidently kids, if you wish to avoid unwanted pregnancies why not try earbashing?

                                                          IanDFF @jp100 | 2 May '07, 21:19 | X
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