"It happened about three weeks ago, when I was considering trying out some nu stylez in the sexing department. Luckily, I didn't pull out this time and as a sperm receptacle, cera's vagina was superb and kept it all in there! I then propped her up on her shoulders with her legs in the air to ensure my little tadpoles of love swum up the right paths, and one of them must have found the egg.
"The fact that cera passed out when all the blood ran to her head is irrelevant!
"I'm hoping for a boy so I can take him clay pigeon shooting."
?????
Sorry that was me
being shocked!
Congratualations!
Slicky - How you feeling?!
big
round
waddly
happy
the midwife said she reckons it'll be more like the 20th May I pop, despite being engaged so am preparing for another few weeks of waiting waiting!
wows
congratulations!
wow
your facial hair must be extra potent.
any names?
yet.
How do you both feel about this?
congratulations!!!
Woah!
That's exciting! How long have you been together?!
Holy fuck!
:O
My only
reaction is :O
This place is like a fucking fertility spring
I hope not!
you wish...
i swear
once zxcvbnm just looked at me and i got pregnant
i heard that he has to create a new zxcvbnmn account
everytime he has a new paternity suit.
Is that what he wears to get people pregnant?
that was only in your head.
And since when look is used for talking of sex ?
:)
good work
I didn't do it.
= My automtatic and swift response when people announce they are pregnant.
Leads to some awkward scenes, especially when family is involved
woah!
congrats
Congratulations!
Congratulations/Commiserations*
*delete as applicable
I was going to do a similar thing
but I didn't have the guts. Well done joey.
i'm similary cowardly
^^this
I was more tactful ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
and asked how they felt about it, before issuing congrats.
Well there are potentially many many internet uncles and aunts here
Yeah
but you also asked if they had any names yet.
I'm sure that wouldn't be the first thing I did when I found out...
We read
the Harry Potter books to get idea's for names.
hurrah! ? so you're up for it?
wut are you last names? it has to match that. You realise that you could start a mega thread with name suggestions.
imagine being an internet legend before you're born
he/she will be a bit like jesus..........although any wise men coming from the east will be a bit soggy
good point,
that kind of nullifies it.
^this
if you feel prepared and things, then this is really awesome. but i could understand why it wouldnt be.
isnt she like 13?
11*
Yeah
it's okay though, she's got a doctors note for when she misses some school.
thank god for that
:)
SHE'S ONLY DONE IT TO GET OUT OF P.E.!!! BLOODY WOMEN'S PROBLEMS!!!!
^^^^^^^
a great way of describing pregnancy.
"shut up darling, i dont care about your womens problems. just go and have it!"
Congratulations
Blimey!
Congratulations, you fertile northerners!
I'm pregnant too.
It's Dalkins, I think.
;)
Congratulations.
I like babies, I like them more than anything in the world.
so..
when is it due?
it's not a race slicky!
!
Congratulations man. I eagerly await pictures of a bearded baby
OPERATION ORE
OPERATION PHWOAR.
Wow!
good luck and congratulations.
that's pretty exciting.
Surely that's their choice?
Although I like it. Godfather Dalkin.
What else can he tell us?!
"It happened about three weeks ago, when I was considering trying out some nu stylez in the sexing department. Luckily, I didn't pull out this time and as a sperm receptacle, cera's vagina was superb and kept it all in there! I then propped her up on her shoulders with her legs in the air to ensure my little tadpoles of love swum up the right paths, and one of them must have found the egg.
"The fact that cera passed out when all the blood ran to her head is irrelevant!
"I'm hoping for a boy so I can take him clay pigeon shooting."
HOORAY!
i was unsure of those options too. But I'm going for hooray. Because any thread with a Chk Chk Chk in it, must be a HOORAY thread.
HOORAY!
I'm not so sure
Personally, I'd interpret the chk chk chk as running a very fine line between shock and excitement
Agreed but Yay! and Congrats
:)
I don't see why he'd post it
on an internet forum if it wasn't something he was in some way or form pleased about.
Dalkin gave !!! an 8/10 rating.
A good sign then.
you make it
so romantic an experience...
blimey bamos
even i feel violated by that
although that was in reply to schpig
so maybe thats fair enough
this is up there with your finest hours
I'm laughing so hard.
any idea idea on who the father is?
Congratulations and well done!
And stuff and that.
You can't use The Incredible Hulk as a name though, that is taken
WTF OMG
whats happening?
Early contenders for it's name:
Sean Roberts
WUT BUBBLE
Ho is Razorlit?
I nned wee
WUMP
Lemonshark
Crablin
you smely nice
ricky otto
circlejerk
Family crest:
Once I killered a man, seriously
Mint
with you two as parents
that baby is going to be well hard.
No one is going to mess with your kid.
You're talking about Andy Dalkin
right?
He did actually.
He vomited and then swallowed it again.
Call it Johnno Coleman
I'll stop now
Will this be the first
'Baby of the board' so to speak? Two disers making a DiSbaby?
a DiSby
the mission to forget marcofella
continues
marco will never be
forgotten !
Congratulations!
you better both still be going to leeds! I hear that baby's develop music taste according to what they hear in the womb!
Congrats!
xxx
Thanks! But I'm not having a baby!
You twat.
i told him he was evil for this joke
i was worried!
jeez
talk about tempting fate!
maybe he was testing the water
you know, wanting to see peoples reactions?
did he tell you it was a joke too?
I was talking to Sophia!
yeah
i wrote him a worried pm but he text me before he got it and he admitted it was a joke.
Ahh. right.
In that case. YOU told Josh and spoiled the joke.
:-)
oh roight ok yes
; )
My goodsex story, wasted :(
Let's see if I can have some banter here
(thread dies)
tell it anyway!
^ Up there somewhere, n00b
well if it was a joke
now everyone can say what they really thought! I'm sure "congrats" was not the first thing to go through people's heads.
mine was
"I wonder whether sexybum is wondering about what starshaped is thinking"
you'll always be sexybum
to me.
but
what if it is a double-bluff?
haha.
HAHA.
My god
I tell TWO people that it's a joke and not one of them keep their mouths shut. Or fingers away from the keyboard or whatever.
We we're going to let on soon enough!
I'm dissappointed in you both.
I SWEAR I DIDNT TELL!
except jasmine last night.
but that doesnt count cos i told her as my bumchum not a disser
and she guessed it was a joke first.
im proper good at keeping secrets really.
actually yeah, I only told Josh!
He told the DiS world.
BLAME HIM!
Not quite as soon as.
I knew for a few hours, I was just stringing you along a bit.
:O
im not telling you anything else i dont want other people to hear!
Anything you've ever told me
That you wanted to be kept secret I have done! Besides you told Jasmine...
:(
do you still love me?
Of course
I'm not angry, just disappointed.
haha.
HAHA.
You are a funny man!*
*woman
You know,
It's probably quite a bad reflection on Cera & Dalkin that it was universally believed....
fucking sluts, the pair of em.
Yes
Albert Park is only next door man, there's plenty.
OR
it's ridiculously common for young girls to get pregnant these days, even the ones you would have thought would be 'careful' so very easy to believe.
I don't think I know anyone who's been pregnant
and is around my age. I might be wrong, but I can't recall anyone.
But we live in Teesside
really high teenage pregancy rates.
There's fuck all else to do.
'Fuck all else'
James, you slay me.
what, like with an axe?
OMG!
Congratulations!
haha.
HAHA.
Congratulations
on your LIE.
..
i was going to do this
but i realised it's quite a long thread and it is conceivable that people wouldn't read to the bottom.
Dalkin dude
That was pretty poor taste.
I was about to ring you and give you an earbashing you cock.
Incidently kids, if you wish to avoid unwanted pregnancies why not try earbashing?