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and the child has spilled calcium hydoxide all over him and the floor
What are you doing on DiS then ?
as the day shift would say
I was having a quick shower and he banged on the door screaming. I got out quite worried, grabbed a towel, went out to see what was wrong, and was told
'LUCY, I HAD AN EXPERIMENTING ACCIDENT AND THERE ARE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS EVERYWHEE!'
Quite impressive for a 6 year old.
buying that to 6 year old kids !
And he should be in bed at that hour !
explaining why i'm on DiS.
jesus christ, talk about irresponsible. JESUS CHRIST! no, we just put the football league tables in order (they support newcastle, poor things) and then i showed them a picture of wayne rooney and they laughed and said he's ugly, then they went to bed. now i'm alone and really hungry. and drunk, which is also irresponsible.
you know that when you have your own kids, you still have to shower sometimes...
chances of whether they would do anything daft in that short space of time. Typically enough, they DID. It's only my little brother, anyway.
I had the best babysitting experience ever last night - looked after two kids who i never saw all night, got a whole table (TABLE) of food to eat, a bottle of wine in the fridge, then got £25 for doing nothing but eat and watch peep show.
imagine if it was called poop show
that still exist ?
Are you a bad babysitter? Is your boyfriend in the shower?
No, that would be even more irresponsible.
I couldn't believe my ears when I first heard that song. It is filed in my brain alongside Daphne and Celeste.