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News story of the day!
I live literally round the corner from that church!
'Organist accidentally tops himself for sexual gratification: found dead and naked in a large plastic bag'
would people have clicked?
seeing as he would need an accomplice to carry it out I'm pointing the finger squarely at you!
You know it well.
Still smell funny?
I'm wearing gloves in the future. I hear you have a thing for rubber gloves anyway.
just like this:
You need to cut the hand off and wear both gloves on the same arm.
this conversation proves you must have been the accomplice. You sicko.
I HATE YOU
"Mr Kemp's organ is now kept in the church and used in services as a way of remembering him, he added."