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Why won't they answer? :(
the bureaucracy these days it's just too much, they don't even have time to walk the streets or solve crimes or answer the phone
If they aren't out arresting suspicious looking non-white types, what are they doing? Sudukus?.
Why are you calling them? Is it worthy of 999?
just lost my mobile innit. got get a crime ref no for insurance.
Then they just hate you are and are ignoring you.
The Police 2007
The Police 1797
that way you cant be ignored
Everyone knows the real number is 912.