I just posted this on the music forum, but I figure it needs a thread of its own. I'm laughing even thinking about it now:
I fancy bringing up my favourite ever gig story, which happened at a blood brothers gig
A very trendie girl wearing ugg boots, pink cardigan and short denim skirt, who had obviously been dragged along by her decidedly nu rave boyfriend, was standing by the stage. She was chatting away to her boyfriend and his friends, and then as soon as the band came on, she pulled out from her designer leather handbag, a pair of massive pink fluffy earmuffs, and put them on.
I was gasping for air, that's how hard I had to try not to laugh.