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found it shivering on the street
it's in a box now
what are you going to do with it?
I think having a pet duckling would be awesome. And all the girls will recognise that you're a sensitive soul, and you'll be well in.
You should give it a wee hug to warm it up.
or give it to some sort of park or something or let it loose in a pond :D
I used to down ducks! further more im a duck ^_^
owwwwn I MEAN OWWWN!
Im not a sicko :( I love baby ducks I think their like the cutest things ever! The cutest pets i ever had! It was either them or triops and clearly ducklins are more cuter.... hell a spider is cuter then a triop!
"again" between "it" and "raz"
quacks to get checked out..haha..ahh
There's a duck just outside on the street and we were wondering what the fuck it's doing there....that might be why.
if it's on the street, that probably means it can't be in my office as well
i only got gcse physics but i'm pretty sure that's right
might be its mum!
you sarcastic shit - we were just trying to figure out what it is doing on the street
Two duck related incidents at the same time - no-one around here is getting any work done because this bloody distressed duck won't shut up
i'll get the rspb to pick it up at the same time
i don't care if they're not mother duck and baby duck now, they're stuck with it.
in Mayfair. It sounds like it's still there
that is about half a kilometre away from here
is a duck lorry?
why would you need to deliver ducks?!
I love ducklings! :)
lil balls of fuzz innit quack quack
keep it. don't have sex with it again.
We got off on the wrong foot missy!
in a mans body :(
i was walking to work yesterday and saw two grown up ducks asleep on a wall on millbank. i was going to try and cuddle one but then i remember it would probably peck me and give me Duck AIDs.
their beaks are too blunt! Just don't have sex with it, and you'll be safe.
if i see a duck asleep on a wall again, i SHOULD hug it?
I done it once but it did hit me with its wing!
why u sighing/grunting or whatever =)
let's find some at ATP!
i like this idea.
once, we went to a reconstructed bronze age village place-amy-bob and they had ducklings which we got to name. they were so cute. i think i called it jemima or something equally unoriginal.
myn where calle hughey,duey,luie,daffy and donald
10/10 for originallity there Matt
for all we know it could be an ugly duckling and all this awwing would be seriously uncalled for!
I would raise it as my own!
My friend Llia has just told me the same thing!
there's one by stepney green station. just follow the smell of the goats.