yesterday i tried to walk up the down escalator at topshop.
it didn't end with me just going up to it and realising. i stepped onto the bugger, started moving backwards and was completely confused for about 3 seconds. i couldn't actually figure out what to do. i managed to step off it without falling over, and then slightly redfaced said to a woman looking at me strangely 'ooh i'm not awake today! a hee hee'.................
that was boring. oh well. i'm sure someone can top that with tales of vomiting.