At work drinks last night after entering the bathroom I found myself lined up next to the second in line to the throne. Consequently I broke one of the unwritten laws of manhood: you NEVER look anywhere but straight ahead.
Unfortunately it was something like a magnetic impulse and, like a painting in Scooby Doo, my eyes moved sideways, then slowly returned to the centre position.
To be honest I don't even know what the hell the point of this post is, other than an excuse to use that title.
Would you have looked? Does discussing it constitute treason? Have I missed a trick by not using a pun on Willy in the title?