for the garden. Give Ground Force some sob story about being young, first time buyers. Spending all our money on the house and having nothing for the garden.
one of the MoD guys that comes in frequently is called Captain Starbucks. I have the Captain Scarlet theme tune going round and round in my head (obv. replacing Scarlet with Starbucks).
he was all about saving the planet. so yes devonmalcolm, he probably was carbon neutral.
there were cartoons weren't there? I don't actually remember watching them but I know the theme tune, if we ever meet I'll sing it to you in person. ...
All that's on your list apply. As I wasn't allowed to watch Neighbours I used to go round mates houses at lunch time to watch. Now my parents are as addicted as me.
Last night as I was walking up my street towards my house on my way home from work, I was startled to hear the sound of (what I later found out to be) a moped's horn beeping at me. I moved aside to let him past.
It was only then I realised that I was actually on the pavement. The road was completely devoid of traffic.
I wondered who the hell
you were then. It's you zxcvbnm! Did you forget your password again?
Puppy is fine. The training is coming along nicely.
Nothing AT ALL to report?
They do so fail
did you not see the one with the idiots who tried to create a houseboat near where chunty lives?
I have to admit that
I'd enjoy that too. Muchly.
however
I'm about to embark on a rather ambitious redecoration of my new house. I'd quite like that to go well and not end up in a muddy trench.
I was thinking about doing that
for the garden. Give Ground Force some sob story about being young, first time buyers. Spending all our money on the house and having nothing for the garden.
Cows are getting bigger.
Fact!
good morning
it is now just one more sleep to atp, hurrah!
yeah, yeah
some of us have to work tomorrow (well, until 1pm anyhoo)
which opera?
I can't sew
or knit. I can cook though, and clean, so I'm still allowed to be a woman.
i can cook and clean
can i be a woman?
o right
I was asleep, i woke up and apparently some builder dude has a key for the flat.... I swear no privacy!
let's be girls. together.
here you go
http://www.freewebs.com/sewfordance/glitterdotdress.htm
i thought you might like them!
Hiya!
'mears'?
Loser.
Everyday I wake up I AM Bear Grylls.
make a skirt from old jeans
they did it on this morning yesterday...s'EASY
if you have skater style jeans
yes
otherwise just cut off at the right length, up the inside seam and then cut a triangle out of the bottom bits you just cut off and sew in the v hole..
err
nelson mandela can't cry
I should have saved this for factarama..never mind
No, because his tear ducts were sewn shut
when he was in jail :(
no
because he worked in some mine that cloggered them up...
I've just found out that
one of the MoD guys that comes in frequently is called Captain Starbucks. I have the Captain Scarlet theme tune going round and round in my head (obv. replacing Scarlet with Starbucks).
Mr S works at the MOD
there was someone called Major Balls
LOLLOROASTER
I've gone with the Captain Planet theme tune
I think it works better
I can't remember how it goes.
Sing it for me?
oh go on then
Captain Planet,
he's our hero,
gonna bring pollution down to zero...
ring any bells?!
He's going to
bring pollution down to zero? A carbon neutral superhero?
no
a carbon neutral superhero would just go around planting trees and respecting private concerns' right to economic activity.
I remember Captain Planet
I just can't remember the song very well. I seem to remember my parents didn't want me to watch it cos they thought it was 'New Age'. Seriously.
what?!
he was all about saving the planet. so yes devonmalcolm, he probably was carbon neutral.
there were cartoons weren't there? I don't actually remember watching them but I know the theme tune, if we ever meet I'll sing it to you in person. ...
I look forward to that.
My parents used to ban a lot of stuff without an informed opinion. Add to that list Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and HeMan.
It was mostly to do with Jesus
actually.
yah
I wasn't allowed to watch Heman, Thundercats, Grange Hill, or Neighbours once Pheobe got pregnant as it promoted sex outside of marriage.
I was also not allowed to watch ITV at all.
Chunty once again, snap.
All that's on your list apply. As I wasn't allowed to watch Neighbours I used to go round mates houses at lunch time to watch. Now my parents are as addicted as me.
I'ts a hard knock life for some
it was hard to be the only kid in class
who hadn't seen yesterday's episode of Thundercats. I'd often lie.
except
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was renamed Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles by the BBC.
it was THEM that did that?
that was a source of constant confusion for me.
can't resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw
I've got my first date in God knows how long
tomorrow night.
Interesting enough?
did you decide on
where to go yet?
Not yet
Grrrrr. I have the drinks side sorted, but not the dancing. Yet.
my advice
don't lick her hair
yes!
Good luck. Be sure to report in detail.
Thanks!
I may report, depends how well it goes.
I haven't decided yet
Don't let the cat piss on them
Can I come?
Don't report TOO much
we haven't forgotten the Cinderella threads Rich!
^^^
and I bet she's still looking at DiS <waves>
what is this?
Rich's ex turned up on DiS
and had a bit of a rant.
To be fair, he was talking about her - poor fella.
:-\
Find it NOW!
that sounds great!
That's brilliant
find me the thread
I'm not posting it on here
the poor fella suffered enough!
PM for a link :)
why bring this up?!
I get too much stick.
yeah... hence the
'i'm not posting it on here' !! + 'don't report TOO much'
?
I appreciate that
thankyou.
I'll find it
Sup yo
Last night as I was walking up my street towards my house on my way home from work, I was startled to hear the sound of (what I later found out to be) a moped's horn beeping at me. I moved aside to let him past.
It was only then I realised that I was actually on the pavement. The road was completely devoid of traffic.
What a fanny.
Did you shout
loudly "WHAT A FANNY"?
I hope so
My actual exclamation
Was the slightly-less-than-manly 'Good Christ!'.
Nice one me.
better than
telling him off for being black