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well don't look at me.
I've been waiting for over an hour now.
you were then. It's you zxcvbnm! Did you forget your password again?
Puppy is fine. The training is coming along nicely.
Nothing AT ALL to report?
did you not see the one with the idiots who tried to create a houseboat near where chunty lives?
I'd enjoy that too. Muchly.
I'm about to embark on a rather ambitious redecoration of my new house. I'd quite like that to go well and not end up in a muddy trench.
for the garden. Give Ground Force some sob story about being young, first time buyers. Spending all our money on the house and having nothing for the garden.
it is now just one more sleep to atp, hurrah!
some of us have to work tomorrow (well, until 1pm anyhoo)
or knit. I can cook though, and clean, so I'm still allowed to be a woman.
can i be a woman?
I was asleep, i woke up and apparently some builder dude has a key for the flat.... I swear no privacy!
Everyday I wake up I AM Bear Grylls.
they did it on this morning yesterday...s'EASY
otherwise just cut off at the right length, up the inside seam and then cut a triangle out of the bottom bits you just cut off and sew in the v hole..
nelson mandela can't cry
I should have saved this for factarama..never mind
when he was in jail :(
because he worked in some mine that cloggered them up...
one of the MoD guys that comes in frequently is called Captain Starbucks. I have the Captain Scarlet theme tune going round and round in my head (obv. replacing Scarlet with Starbucks).
there was someone called Major Balls
I think it works better
Sing it for me?
he's our hero,
gonna bring pollution down to zero...
ring any bells?!
bring pollution down to zero? A carbon neutral superhero?
a carbon neutral superhero would just go around planting trees and respecting private concerns' right to economic activity.
I just can't remember the song very well. I seem to remember my parents didn't want me to watch it cos they thought it was 'New Age'. Seriously.
he was all about saving the planet. so yes devonmalcolm, he probably was carbon neutral.
there were cartoons weren't there? I don't actually remember watching them but I know the theme tune, if we ever meet I'll sing it to you in person. ...
My parents used to ban a lot of stuff without an informed opinion. Add to that list Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and HeMan.
I wasn't allowed to watch Heman, Thundercats, Grange Hill, or Neighbours once Pheobe got pregnant as it promoted sex outside of marriage.
I was also not allowed to watch ITV at all.
All that's on your list apply. As I wasn't allowed to watch Neighbours I used to go round mates houses at lunch time to watch. Now my parents are as addicted as me.
who hadn't seen yesterday's episode of Thundercats. I'd often lie.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was renamed Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles by the BBC.
that was a source of constant confusion for me.
where to go yet?
Grrrrr. I have the drinks side sorted, but not the dancing. Yet.
don't lick her hair
Good luck. Be sure to report in detail.
I may report, depends how well it goes.
Can I come?
we haven't forgotten the Cinderella threads Rich!
and I bet she's still looking at DiS <waves>
and had a bit of a rant.
To be fair, he was talking about her - poor fella.
that sounds great!
find me the thread
the poor fella suffered enough!
PM for a link :)
I get too much stick.
'i'm not posting it on here' !! + 'don't report TOO much'
Last night as I was walking up my street towards my house on my way home from work, I was startled to hear the sound of (what I later found out to be) a moped's horn beeping at me. I moved aside to let him past.
It was only then I realised that I was actually on the pavement. The road was completely devoid of traffic.
What a fanny.
loudly "WHAT A FANNY"?
I hope so
Was the slightly-less-than-manly 'Good Christ!'.
Nice one me.
telling him off for being black