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Seth Putnam from Anal Cunt supposedly formed a black metal band called Impaled Northern Moon Forest.
The demo had this tracklisting:
DEMO #1 - Impaled Northern Moon Forest
Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
Forlorned Invocations of the
Blasphemous Congregations of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain
Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Allmightyness in the Woods at Midnight
Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Prepetual Blasphemy
Transfixing the Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation of the Conjering Wintergoat
DEMO #2 Impaled Northern Moon Forest
Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim and Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
Awaiting the Blasphemous Abomination of the Necroyeti While Sailing on the Nothernmost Fjord of Xzfgiiimtsath
Lustfully Worshipping the Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down the Inverted Necromountain of Necrodeathmortum
Awaiting the Frozen Blasphemy of the Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon the Altar of Voxrfszzzisnzf
Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath
Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting
Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar