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We've all done it
The person I was eating with unknowingly spat into my food. It took 4 chefs and a riot squad to hold me down. My penis is still in the restaurant somewhere, they haven't found it yet.
I will give money to the person who explains to my satisfaction, why a penis in the fondue is the funniest thing I've ever visualised in my life.
Exactly the same scenario, but a member of staff replies with the following:
a) "Grilled or baked, sir?"
b) "I thought I told you guys before - deliveries round the back!"
was that it was The Sun's splash today, whereas the death of Boris Yeltsin made page 13....
its obviously a very distressed broken human being who did this, he had no care for himself, hated himself or hated the way he thought someone else hated him.
I feel ashamed I clicked on this, what was I doing hoping for some lurid news?
Its just so sad
Or maybe he was just crazy?
I'm off to Zizzi's now, their new polish chipolata pizza looks tasty.