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there's been a really nice bike outside a house two doors down and it's not locked and has been there for three days. no one has touched it.
i really want it.
what do i do, it's going rusty?
there's been a really nice bike outside a house two doors down and it's not locked and has been there for three days. no one has touched it.
i really want it.
what do i do, it's going rusty?
in the street, or on their driveway?
do you know them?
on the pavement, there aren't drive ways
i don't know who's it is but if it was mine i wouldn't leave it out on thetsreet for anyone to take their 's a lot of thievery around here
Maybe it's a goddamn deathtrap from hell that be-legs everyone who dares sit on it.
shit
i don't want to risk it
ooh
there might be secret cameras
IT'S A BELLA TRAP!
Well done for avoiding it so far.
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Put the bike somewhere safe
Post a note through all your neighbours' doors stating that you have found a bike and giving your mobile number.
When someone calls, ask them to describe the bike; if their description is correct that ask them to collect it.
hmm
that's quite a good plan
It's the plan of a helpful neighbour
:-)
should i call police
and ask if anyone's reported one missing,?
cos then if they say no
they might say keep it and i wouldn't have a conscions about it
better yet
take the bike, post the note along with a small piece of the bike, and ask them if they ever wanna see the bike again leave £x somewhere where you can collect it, then use £x to buy nice new shiny bike for youself.
everyone's a winner. well, nearly.
lol
but it's no-ones.
who would i bribe?
which ever neighbour responds to the note
clearly you've never held anything ransom before!
which is a good thing, well done.
That involves lots of effort.
I say steal it and store it somewhere hidden. Maybe spray it a different colour.
Problem solved!
but it's quite a friendly neighbourhood
and everyone's front room windows are open cos of the heat so everyone i babysit for would think i was stealing the bike that they so morally left
mm
i think i'll do the Traynor thing and maybe the police thing too
that would be the 'moral'
thing to do.
"i think i'll do the Traynor thing"
Eh?
Oh, I see.
nice.
does anyone know what the number is for the police if it isn't an emergency?
0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
haha
jokey Mc Jokerson
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WOOOooo
i took the plunge, and knocked on a door and it's a french boy's called Guy 's and he does n't want it anymore, becaues the breaks and tyres are a bit worn!!
yaaaaay
brill
go get it fixed up.
Yayyyy!
this was a good lesson in being proactive and taking the plunge so to speak, as i frequently let things pass me by. wooooooooo
oh yeah
so it's mine!
it's a mongoose bmx type
That's pretty rad
De-badge/sticker it, get it fixed up and you'll be one of the coolest cats in town
it's got a nice seat
which ithink is a boy's because it could be comfier but it's got a skull type design on it.
i am THE coolest cat in town, now.
Well done Bella
A good day
Have a love affair with it
Flann O'Brien style!
i'm sure i will
whoever that is
huh!
brand new it's worth £160
=D