If you were him, what would you do?
Tonight he paid for goods using blank slips of pink paper and pretty much got away with it. He also made some guy think he was a ventriloquist's dummy (actually quite disturbing). His range of psychological tricks is bafflingly extensive and rather scary.
If I were him I'd go into Parliament (or Congress) and get them to pass all sorts of crazy laws. And make Keira Knightley think that making love to me was more essential than food.