1. go to www.google.co.uk
2. click on 'maps,' above the search bar...
3. click on 'get directions'
4. type 'New York' in the first box (the 'from' box)
5. type 'Paris' in the second box (the 'to' box)
6. click on 'get directions'
7. scroll down to step #24
8. snicker, guffaw or laugh
9. share with someone else