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is COCK today
Much better yesterday, yeh? please!
like in a gripping drama where some child tells their alcoholic mum something terrible about a naughty uncle that he swore them to silence about,
I've reacted like the mother, shaking the messageboard by its little shoulders and shouting "DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN" as it's cheeks grow redder and the once innocent eyes well up. "ACXX AL..ALLCCCLL...ALCXXKWOULDNTDOOTHAAAT!", then sent it off to cry in the garden, camera pans to a doll being rained on.
In contrast, today's Fact-o-rama was corking.
I was so proud.
How was the beer garden?
I had a smoked trout salad and a couple of pints. I've caught the sun as well, which is a feeling I always quite enjoy.
for the burning hands part.
i hate that.
with this great new thread...
But very, very witty.
I should be so lucky...
i'm not around. OBVS!!!!!!
I love you really
yes. i still get paid bugger all tho
the worst kind!
at Camden Crawl?