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I can hear the screaming!
you might see some snatch!
the poor kid out.
be a good idea to show him dilating snatch.
Dilating Snatch: Bedford's next Heavy Metal hopes. Featuring a different birthing mother every gig!!11
includes the word neighbour is meant to be about NEIGHBOURS.
You can hear her screaming? She's not home alone is she? Get some hot water & towels!
or is it towels and hot water?
from now on? Have I lost 'the girl with the puppy' and become 'reef girl'?
some sort of ctrl F 'reef' or something? I think you reaaly DO love them!
And the self loathing is palpable
and he just came over for some towels...nice!! and i had to call an ambulance....she's 42 years old this woman.
cos if it is then she ought to have it at a hospital at her age
if it's not then she ought to be used to it by now - tell her to shut up the whingeing old whingebag
get her to a hospital!
now that says emergency ambulance on it...they're not moving anywhere.
probably a bit late to move her if the turtle is popping his head out of the shell
as long as there's medical staff at hand...
ah, new life - what a wonderful thing
being as her last two were mis-carried this is great....there are like 4 ambulance people here.
lovely image there.
It's the EMERGENCY AMBULANCE!
just wrote then!! ha ha!
some new ones!
they have stored all their baby stuff in our garage, because they are very supersticious...our garage is like a Mamas&Papas warehouse.
my moses basket from when i was a littl 'un
like a flubbering wazzock, get over there and help pull the beast out!
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