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ready to staaaand...
Ariel the Little Mermaid = worst feminist ever.
her hand sliding slowly, inevitably towards his groin.
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" teased Ariel.
"Well, now you come to mention it..." Chris said, pulling out his Beretta and capping a flock of seagulls from 50 yards away.
post and killed everyone in sight so they were alone
"Come" she said, "Let us return to my ocean home where you can make mad passionate love to me."
And with that she wrapped her strong arms around him and dragged him beneath the depths, deeper and deeper, as the salty brine entered his lungs and his vital functions ceased one by one.
and ruined the ocean for ever and ever the end ...ps he took out her dead body layed his head by her fanny, got someone to jump on her torso and he recieved a lovely gush of horrible stomach juices and such like....he licked up remains and ate her left ear....then using his milan post he destroyed her body.
fuck... That's my "future potential wives" list completely crossed out.
First the princess from Aladdin and now this.
she's got a good body
Dontcha just love 'em????
are all about being emancipated from her patriarchal underwater society.
Ariel is too dumb to realise this herself, seeing as she believes salvation comes in the form of Prince "Eric" (worst name for a prince ever). I change my statement to 'worst Disneyfied quasi-feminist icon ever'. Or something like that.
(in partridge voice)
How's that working out for you?
That's pre-Oracle! I can't imagine what it must have looked like then.
Spice Girls were the worst 'feminists' ever.